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ali

insert terribly witty quip here

About Me

i'm dirty pirate hooker with a heart of gold. a href="http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/"

My Interests

sailing the high seas.

I'd like to meet:

one-eyed, salty peg-leggers

Music:

anything i can do the dance of the seven veils to... or rattle my false teeth along with...

Heroes:

salome, mata hari, mary magdalene, medusa

My Blog

i love wikipedia

wiki-fun.  wiki-wonder.  wiki-waste time while at work. i love how you can just type in anything and interesting bits of trivia appear.  who cares if it's accurate?  if it's on the...
Posted by ali on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

existential crisis, much?

or perhaps i'm now just sober and lucid enough to notice.  (i'm ok, you're ok, we're ok) disillusionment is exhausting.  we should all nap more.  ...
Posted by ali on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

why, oh why?

how come mildly obese older men with huge idaho potato-size ballbags wear ill-fitting trousers usually made of some unholy body-clinging fabric (eg. rayon, gabardine, cotton jersey, etc) so that anyon...
Posted by ali on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

i think there's something wrong with my ballcock

obviously, i'm having issues with my toilet.  specifically, my ballcock.
Posted by ali on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

an iv drip and a colostomy bag...

i look forward to those things some day.  probably because i'm lazy....
Posted by ali on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:17:00 PST

look what they done to my song, ma

Owner of a heart, broken but mendable.  I think.   I would try to sell it but I don't think anyone is in the market.   Selling points:  crusty lethargy, endless eye moisture, fo...
Posted by ali on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

kathy's song, damn it

why is it that other people write about what i sometimes feel or what i want to say much better than my simple, unfrozen caveman mind could ever articulate?  oh, right, it's because i'm a la...
Posted by ali on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

thank god for jim henson

Anybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend, Crazy as a rocket, nothing in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end. I never think of money; I think of milk and honey, Grinn...
Posted by ali on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST