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About Me

I am so many things. Could not fir all about me in this space. But above all I am Juggalo. Much wicked clown love to my fellow juggalos. And dont forget all those hot ass jugalettes out there. I am a GAMER. Spending hours and hours as somebody else fullfilling dreams and doing things you would never think of doing in real life. I am also an artist although most have not seen my serious side all i do around people is cartooning. That applies to my life also. Around people I am animated and dont care what I say for a laugh. What people dont see is me when I am by myself. A serious, dark, mysterious figure who now realizes why he is here. Juggalo till death!direct type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="350" width="425" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/de-I-jjRFWo"

My Interests

Raining down hell upon my enemies with my armies. Using all sorts of necromancy, alchemy and fire. All those who wish to join the ranks be not afraid to ask. If denied you will be devoured and if accepted you will be devoured.

I'd like to meet:

The only person I would like to meet right now is the one who will come to pull me fom my darkness. Some one who sill bring even a shred of happiness into my life. Someone to help me with my solitude.Ryan vs Dorkman 2

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Music:

I like what I like. that is all.

Movies:

Anything with, martial arts, monsters, zombies, violence, gore, humor, or drug situations. Any movie that isnt a cappy romance or drawn out drama. Huge fan of nerd movies though. Behold the trilogy of trilogies: The Matrix, The original Star Wars, and Lord of The Rings

Television:

Always a fan of the classics of my generation. Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, and any other show that can or has been able to be viewed on Adult Swim.

Books:

Anything about alchemy, necromancy, or the nature of the universe. Stephen Hawking.

Heroes:

Eddie Brock. Fictional I know but still an awesome hero or anti-hero if you will. Split personalities, near unlimited strength, a near perfect example of a symbiotic life. Both Eddie and the sybiote feeding off of each other. One depending on the other. Not to mention always having someone to talk to.

My Blog

The Ultimate Realization

I am sad to report that the Zombie Grinder has passed. I have now accepted what I think I have always known. I am the NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY!. Sneaky as fuck and only seen when I wanna be. I have many ali...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:28:00 PST

wicked clown poetry

A beautiful butterfly cam floating by and landed on my cheek just a smidgin from my eye I said to my little friend, "GET THE FUCK OF ME BUG!!!!"
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Courtesy of a fellow juggalo

The Dark Carnival is the subject of a mythology presented on a series of albums by the horrorcore rap group Insane Clown Posse, known as the 6 Joker's Cards albums. The Dark Carnival is described as a...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Fucking bored

I am bored out of my fucking skull. I am hugry and my ass is shrinking and it makes me sad. I am sad for not only the lossage of ass but oddly enough itis loss of ass. Girl ass though. Losing sucks. T...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

what is this shit

Why do i choose to post everything that I feel on a stupid website for everyone to read. I dont know why I let people see how i feel. Its not like anyone actually reads this bullshit. Everyword that I...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

Why is it always like this for me?? WHY?

I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears....
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

I FINALLY KNOW

Finally I have finally realized my purpose. I am not here for me I am here for others. I have always wondered why I dont get the girl. Why dont i get what would make me happy. My life is not about me....
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

As I sit alone

I sit here alone. Alone in the dark, a metaphor for my whole life. My whole existence has been dark and gloomy. Occasionally a light will pierce the darkness but it always diminishes as fast as i...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

sadly ironic

The only real reason that i believe that this is sadly ironic is that this has been a favorite song for a very long time and now it seems to be exatly how i am feelig rightnow. NOTHING ELS...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

I am dead.

It is time for a change. I ahve forgotten about family. I have forgotten about friends. I have forgotten about love. With these three things absent from my life my pain will slowly subdue. It is not a...
Posted by NINJA GOD ALMIGHTY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST