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TEE TOT

You may remember me as Joe the policeman from the What's Goin' Down episode of THAT'S MY MAMA!

About Me

Now darling, I know we've had our problems lately and you've left me after all these years and I know I probably could've treated you better along the line. I've seen my mistakes. Like that time that I took you to Waffle House and you made me mad and I made you walk home in the rain. But you never got my sense of humor anyway, no you never laughed at my jokes.I never meant to hurt you. I never understood the hillbilly things I do.And oh, I know I probably should've come home more often on those long lonely winter nights. But you know, out of all those women, I was always your number one. And I'm sorry about that time I got drunk and hit on your mom and slashed your daddy's tires, but I figured they had it coming. And I'm sorry about that time that I accidentally shot your dog while I was hunting and I told you he ran away. Oh wait a minute... I told you that, didn't I? Oh darling,I could never share those secrets of my heart. I feel so much closer to you now that we're apart. If our love don't work now, darling, then maybe later. You can't see the tears behind my aviators.

My Interests

Lee

I'd like to meet:

Looking for someone to go back in time with me. You'll get paid after we get back. MUST bring your own weapons and booze. Safety is NOT guaranteed, as I have only done this once before.

Music:

Allman Brothers, Louis Armstrong, Chet Atkins, The Band, Barbecue Bob, Beatles, Sarah Borges and the Broken Singles, Brother Iz, Boxcar Willie, Brazilbilly, Jimmy Buffett, John Butler Trio, Jason Capps, Johnny Cash, J.J. Cale, Harry Chapin, Ray Charles, Eric Clapton, Guy Clark, Patsy Cline, David Allan Coe, Jesse Colter, John Conlee, Floyd Cramer, CCR, Cypress Hill, Charlie Daniels Band, Sammy Davis Jr., John Denver, Neil Diamond, Bo Diddley, Digital Underground, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Dave Dudley, Bob Dylan, Duane Eddy, Fleetwood Mac, Kinky Friedman, Lefty Frizzell, Bobby Gentry, Vern Gosdin, Guns N' Roses, Merle Haggard, Tom T. Hall, Emmylou Harris, Isaac Hayes, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Hiland, Don Ho, Buddy Holly, Ice Cube, John Lee Hooker, Wanda Jackson, Waylon (and Shooter) Jennings, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Billy Joel, Elton John, Jack Johnson, Robert Johnson, George Jones, Jypsie, B.B. King, Kris Kristofferson, L.L. Kool J., Leadbelly, Chris Ledoux, Jerry Lee Lewis, Gordon Lightfoot, Louvin Brothers, Lynard Skynard, Loretta Lynn, Biz Markie, Bob Marley, Marshall Tucker Band, Dean Martin, Jimmy Martin, Roger Miller, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Bill Monroe, Van Morrison, Mozart, Mutabaruka, Willie Nelson, Mickey Newbury, Nirvana, Oak Ridge Boys, Old Crow Medicine Show, Roy Orbison, Buck Owens, Gram Parsons, Dolly Parton, Les Paul, Pink Floyd, Elvis Presley, Ray Price, Charley Pride, John Prine, Professor Longhair, Otis Redding, Del Reeves, Marty Robbins, Jimmie Rodgers, Kenny Rogers, Rolling Stones, Billy Joe Shaver, Frank Sinatra, Snoop Dogg, Hank Snow, Statler Brothers, Rod Stewart, Stringbean, Sublime, Tone-Loc, Ernest Tubb, Townes Van Zandt, Tony Joe White, Hank Williams (Sr., Jr., and III), Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys, Muddy Waters, Dwight Yoakam, Neil Young, Gabe Zander

Movies:

As long as it's the part III of something, I'll probably like the first one better.

Television:

Is that the one with the channels?

Books:

Different biographies lately.

Heroes:

People who feel richest with the least.