Danny Hayes |
O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are callingFrom glen to glen, and down the mountain sideThe summer's gone and all the roses fallingIt's you, it's you must go and I must bideBut come ye back when sum...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST |
Friday in July |
So I'm in the crowd and see Pat dancin
I meet up with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
She totally kicks my ass and I am GONE!
Erin is in the woods with me...
most beautiful night sky ever.
is she gonna ...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST |
new grill |
A Saturn Vue ran over my old grill
Jenny saw it from the window sill
the dude ran away and left in gear
so i called O.P.P with little to fear
the cop payed them a visit and asked me to chill
now i got...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Wiz |
Wiz is wound and pudgy.
Wiz iz a piece of twash.
She always gets stuck in the snow.
Her face I'd wuv to smash.
Sincewely,
A weal asshole
Posted by Tim on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST |
Doggie |
Two little dogstoo much doonot one not two but six little poowhat did they eatnot meatit still stinks this i assure you.
Posted by Tim on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST |
Lotus |
I went to the Icon and had a biscuit.
It did not have butter.
I wished i had gravy but there was none to be had.
The asian flowers were pretty and bright though.
I wanted the winter hat but it did not...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST |
stratego |
i sometimes make up strategiesoften they are poor strategiesi am also not strategic enough to make a decent strategyand i hate the game stratego!
Posted by Tim on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST |
magnums |
magnums are fine
magnums are sick
they won't swim away
they do the trick
they are persistant also...
like zombies!
Posted by Tim on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:01:00 PST |
Yeti |
Oh the snow didn't ruin my moe. show!
But it ruined Bakes' night!
He likes to golf in the snow
and climb off bridges!
He's like a fuckin yeti...
a golfing yeti who needs to shit really bad!...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST |
Fire Pits |
It's raining
It's fuckin snowin
the old man is snoring!
My neighbor broke her fucking foot on the fire pit.
Stupid fire pit in a stupid spot!
Watch out for stray fire pits everybody!!!...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST |
