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ohle

I Saw The Fnords!

About Me

we.ve got the Argonite all ready to go, we.re just waiting for the rocket ship which is good because someone got tangled up in that kite-string i had way up there and the sooner we can get up there the sooner we can untangle that astronaut. plus i.ve been living in this house made completely of clear glass and its all being filmed for this reality tv show called "dont throw stones". so far its all right, i.m cool with the whole naked thing, it.ll be interesting to see how they edit it all together. and i.m getting the hang of the whole handstand-with-a-gyroscope-on-the-big-toe thing, turned out to be as simple as thinking about it, which wasn.t simple at first, but eventually...

My Interests

alligators, wrestling, candles, string, astronaut fishing, inserting needles into people for the sake of general well being, the holographic nature of the universe, i ching science, wave particle duality, extending beyond the four antique neurological circuts, substances that penetrate the blood brain barrier, that dangerouly low neckline, helping randel understand that the mistakes of euclidian geometry helped to get us to where we are today.

I'd like to meet:

why you of course, plus: the man on the stair who wasnt there, margarett wildbloode, friday girl, beatrice kiddo, kuan yin, audry hepburn, batman, danger mouse, natale portman, dr. thompson, and kobe so i could tell him that he's a goosenecked chump that nobody likes.

Music:

yeah, its good, specially with low lights and mild intoxication, alone in a hole or with people up on top of something, helps makes tight spaces feel less constricting and looseness not so vapid, fills in the gaps of conversations and helps initiate physical contact without feeling unsafe. settles a cough and resolves phlegm, moves the bowels of young and old alike. dont delay, try it today.

Movies:

i like them too. more in theaters than at home, nothing beats the moment when the lights go down. i once saw a guy take his pants off as soon as it got dark, no one else noticed, and since he seemed to do it for comfort i didnt offer a reaction. he kind of added to the magic of a reality that isnt really real, like movies.

Television:

a great place to find tons of crap.

Books:

dexterity training for the imagination which is helpful when one needs to navigate the spaces between here and there while maintaining a sense of being lost without ever feeling that it might be a problem.

Heroes:

sun si miao, r. buckminster fuller, parmahansa yogananda, hagbard celine, switters, dude, bruce lee, ernie garcia, streakers, the sixth position, gandalf, phillip marlowe, edward abby, john dillinger, and whoever it was that invented tightrope walking.

My Blog

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Curtains all dusty after too long of a time left pushed to the side so the sun could shine in, but then night came and with it dark pouring through. Where were we but some other place, out and about h...
Posted by ohle on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST