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Eyevy

I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy.

About Me

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"I'd imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." -- Mitch Hedberg
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I'm slightly off-center (a little "left of right", maybe? Bah.). I'm an art fart. I rarely make the first move . I can be very lackadaisical . I DO NOT like applesauce . I take a pill every day for hypothyroidism . I'm sure I'm annoying when I'm drunk . I listen to my headphones way too loud and have suffered permanent drum damage as a result. I'm probably smarter than you (o.k., maybe not...). I have asthma . I'm related to President Grover Cleveland and R. J. Reynolds (I'm told). I talk and sing to myself daily. I can fly and shoot acid from my pupils, bitch. I'm poor . I can be painfully shy . I'm a computer nerd . I'm in love with the Sandman . Trees are cool; I like trees . If you put me in a small room with a flappin' moth sporting a wingspan of 2 inches or more, I will freak THE FUCK out. . I like to make people chuckle (whether I succeed or just plain confuse 'em is another matter)....
Feel free to drop me a couple lines sometime, Kid- O .
Here's A Lil' More Eyevy Info in Survey Form

Name:
Amanda
Nickname(s):
Uhh, Eyevy, Manda, MandaBear, Manna
Loves:
Dormant or dead trees, doodling on things that weren't necessarily meant to be drawn on, good music and/or lyrics, headphones, Monarch butterflies, old-timey bicycles, Sandman, animals, knit shawls, black eyeliner, laughing, making mix cassette tapes at home, human connection, vines, thorns, air, feeling smart, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, accents, computers, imagination, darkness, guys that wear eyeliner, Humanism, cats.... it goes on...
Hates:
Math, moths, Everclear (the liquor), pushy Evangelical Christians, ignorance, pop country music, animal cruelty, tapered Rider jeans, overly perky people, violence, baseball, the "Hollywood ideal", Steven Segal movies...
What Makes You Sad:
Seeing animals being poorly treated, beaten, or killed... even in movies, 'If You Could Save Yourself' by Ween, my own addictions and limitations, physical pain, too much youth exposure to shit they aren't mature enough to see/do, Nick Drake...
Rational Fears:
Heart attack, deadly vehicle collisions, trying really hard to do something then utterly failing in the process and disappointing those whose opinions matter most to me... (wow, long sentance)
Irrational Fears:
Moths (I don't know why...), falling or tripping in an awkward way and dying as a result, getting squashed by farm equipment...
Hopes and Dreams:
I just want to be happy, and if I can make those I love around me happy at the same time, then fucking GREAT. I'd also like to accomplish SOMETHING artistically...
First Celebrity Crush:
Jonathan Brandis or Joey McIntire (sp?) from NKOTB...WOO!
How Did You End Up On MySpace:
I just wanted to post a comment on someone's profile, but I had to set up an account to do it, and it snowballed from that point, I guess. Damn you, Myspace!
First Cassette:
A mix tape my mom made me while she was drunk... mostly top 40 hits from the late fifties and sixties. "I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning, like a whirlpool, it never ends, and it's you, girl, makin' me spin..." Haha.
First CD:
It was either Boyz II Men, Bon Jovi or En Vogue. Oof... Sorry. But Dookie (Green Day) came soon afterwards and changed my life (or at least changed my musical preferences).
First Concert:

Violent Femmes
Top Five Songs:
In no particular order: [three way tie] Lullaby/Love Cats/Lovesong (The Cure), Closer (NIN), Bridges Over Troubled Waters (Simon & Garfunkel), Stitches (Orgy), Monday Morning (Pulp)
Why Are We Here?:
Wait, what? I wasn't listening...
Do You Believe In Ghosts?:
The idea seems unlikely, but there have been times...
Destiny?:
Only when things go my way...
Color:
Burgundy, olive, black, white, gray, pink, red, orange, yellow, brown, lime green, periwinkle...
Touch:
You. Jeez, I dunno... ice cold glass or water drops, hot shower water on a really cold and frigid day, liquid candle wax...
Taste:
Hmmm... Lemme mull that one over...
Season:
Autumn
View:
Storm clouds over a city horizon-- lighting is definitely a plus, fog-enveloped abandoned streets, a mutlicolored sunset is perdy, too...
Favorite Object You Own:
Portable tunes player and headphones, paper pads...
Website:
The Onion A.V. Club or Daily Rotten
Actors:
Christina Ricci, Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Jason Schwartzman, Claire Daines, Christopher Walken, Steve Carrell, Edward Norton, ugh... I dunno...
Food:
Seafood linguini, Totinos party pizzas, new england clam chowder (not Campbells brand), chicken strips and/or popcorn chicken, Subway, crayons (nah, I'm just kiddin'... they're not my FAVORITE food)
Drinks:
Water, cranberry or grapefruit juice, Bacardi and Diet Pepsi or Sprite, pink lemonade on really hot days, whiskey and diet cola, beer, strawberry milk sometimes...
Best Place To Be Alone:
Wherever I can be by myself *cough*. The cement steps of any building in a small town before 7am, abandoned churches or theaters, home....
Flower:
Lillies, thorny roses, dried flowers...
Drug:
Adderal, Vicodin, alcohol... I'd probably like X if I ever decided to try it...
Holiday:
It used to be Halloween, but I don't really care either way, anymore. Independence day is alright, tho.
WELL , that was fun. xxoo ♥
[Eyevy Note: Um, I haven't updated or fixed the font kinks on this website since 2006... I should get on that ;)]
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THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 9/28/1978
A nun at the Vatican discovers the lifeless body of Pope John Paul I, formerly Albino Luciani, in bed. The pontiff had been on the job only 33 days before unexpectedly dying in his sleep, after having taken some sort of pills with dinner. The church refuses to grant an autopsy.
YESTERDAY IN HISTORY: 9/27/1854
The wooden steamship Arctic sinks in foggy weather after colliding with the iron bow of the Vesta. When Captain James C. Luce orders women and children into the lifeboats, the crewmen rebel and take the boats for themselves. Of 435 on board, only 85 survive -- and none of them women or children. It is the first major ocean liner disaster in the Atlantic.

My Interests


"All bad art is the result of good intentions"
-- Oscar Wilde

Doodling on anything and everything (lately I'm drawing stupid little snowmen on whatever's lying around), observing people, being able to do nothing when I want to do nothing, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, animal protection & preservation, museums, oddities, oddity museums, graphic and web design, daydreaming, deep ocean wildlife (there's some cool shit down there...), Dave McKean artwork, dead or dormant trees, making mix cassette tapes, good grammar, cartoons, comedy, laughing, eating when I'm hungry... blah, blah, blah, etc., etc., etc...

I'd like to meet:

Robert Smith, Isaac Brock, Neil Gaiman, decent and slightly off-kilter human beings who find me unequivocally interesting for reasons beyond my comprehension, the Sandman, Mat Devine, Judd Apatow, Cookie Monster, you maybe?

You Are Surrealism

Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?

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Music:

:: a little bit o' music at ::
eyevy.com
(most songs designed to load quickly)

"Something painful's with you dear, makes me want to be with you..."
The Cure, Pulp, Orgy, Depeche Mode, Modest Mouse, Julien-K, Lovers In Transit, New Order, Placebo, Weezer, Alice In Chains, Marilyn Manson, Legendary Pink Dots/Tear Garden/Edward Ka Spel, Nick Drake, STP, Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan, Franz Ferdinand, The Smiths, Tool, Bright Eyes, AFI, Bauhaus, The White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Violent Femmes, The Killers, Cake, Blind Melon, Beck, Kill Hannah, Johnny Cash, Operation Ivy, Joy Division, Fiona Apple, Hole, Nirvana, Green Day, Jeff Buckley, Ben Harper, Jim Croce, Psychic TV, Project Pitchfork, Queen, OLP, System of a Down, Soft Cell, Ben Folds Five, Fugazi, Wookiefoot, Elvis...

Movies:

Trainspotting, Edward Scissorhands, Hot Fuzz, Big Fish, Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Girl Next Door, About Schmidt, Down Periscope, The Simpsons Movie, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Rushmore, Shopgirl, American History X, Halloween Is Grinch Night, Spaceballs, Pan's Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Wet Hot American Summer, Princess Mononoke, Ice Age, Dogma, The Princess Bride, The Clockwork Orange, Beerfest...

Television:

Futurama, House, American Dad, Arrested Development, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, nature/history/medical documentaries, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever

Books:

The Sandman volumes by Neil Gaiman, American Gods-- Neil Gaiman, pretty much anything by Neil Gaiman. Once every few years I might read a trashy V.C. Andrews book...

My Blog

Gimme a Break, Gimme a Break! Break Me Off a Piece of That...

... KitKat bar.I've been writing too many inane blogs in recent weeks.  I just deleted the last one I typed out b4 this one.... It wasn't that it was a bad blog ("Bad Manda!  *gets hit on th...
Posted by Eyevy on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:37:00 PST

What the Fuck does "Eyevy" Mean, Anyway?

So I'm sittin' here, feelin' a little drowsy from the three Benadryl I ingested an hour or so ago, playing some online poker...... I'd been folding every crappy hand I was gettin' (hands like feet, ri...
Posted by Eyevy on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST

Thorny Paws

It's been a long day.... One of those days where everything you do just doesn't pan out.  At least not the FIRST time you do it (today one of the thorns in my paw revolved around repeated attempt...
Posted by Eyevy on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:26:00 PST

Hello, Mr. Mailman!

Yup... still awake 'n' bloggin'.I went to the United Community Bank drive-thru at Dean's Country Market to cash my check this morning.  The perky little blonde bank teller kept repeating my name....
Posted by Eyevy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

Trying to Outrace the Speed of Pain.

I didn't lay my head to sleep until 5:30am this morning.... And then I woke up at quarter after seven.  It's one of THOSE nights/mornings....I can't shut it up.Brain:  C'mon, Manda... I'm no...
Posted by Eyevy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST

Subjection.

I have so much more I want to say right now....But I won't subject you folks to it tonight.I wish I had one of those handheld recorders......'Cuz I know I'll forget everything I'm thinking by tomorrow...
Posted by Eyevy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:07:00 PST

S-M-R-T...

The adage (addage?  Adadge?  I don't feel like going to spellchecker.com right now...), "Better to be thought a fool than to open [ones] mouth and erase all doubt."So true.  I need to s...
Posted by Eyevy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:16:00 PST

Frame O Minds and Other Complicated Crap I Wish I Could Write About...

I rarely ever type a "subject line" before I finish typing my thoughts in this blog (which it seems has become more of a journal... that other ppl have access to... *ahem*).  It would be like wri...
Posted by Eyevy on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

Everybody Hula!

I've decided that I'm going to buy a ukulele and learn to play it.It's not that I'm overtly interested in ukuleles or anything...... But I was watching Antiques Roadshow on PBS, and during one segment...
Posted by Eyevy on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

Gettin Real.

Just a quick comment.... 'cuz I'm... um... bored...Yeah... that's the ticket.Anyhoo, I've never uttered the phrase, "Get real."Ever.That is all.  Hehe.I think I need to catch a few more Z's. ...
Posted by Eyevy on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST