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Bad Vitamins

About Me

I like doing the robot in the moon light when no one is watching its a little weird but the whoot owls seem to get a kick...Born a man i left my boyish ways back in the womb... the result of an over worked annalist and his 20 dollar encounter with a Transient crack whore in a bus station in a twisted Berlin west... A mental mule for the sadistic teachings of a grandfather who only knew how to say "give me my soup" in the fucked language of his fathers....UNipeds for life is a chant now.....on top of all that im a little midget who wears a viking hat and drinks Pabst Blue ribbon, because its only $1.50 ...... I'm a one man production team of truth and frightful hate towards all manatees, those cheeky buggers...I am ILL presidente and C.E.O of Dead Rabbit Productions (D.R.P) the sickest thing. Meshing with such likes as Toasted Frank Toast. I murder and kill all bubble blowing babies, while whistlin the tune of my dead homies...so sit back and Njoi... Which Fraggle Rock Character Are You?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

either Jimmy urine or chino, Gandhi, Mark Whalberg (cause i got a gay crush on him) and that one dude......and any one who likes me....and st. peter.....silly Jew pal. Frank white, Connor Oberst, Thom Yorke, Animal collective (the whole fucking band),"Exxonmobil"...

My Blog

Sometimes i cant walk or talk

I used to wake and run with the moon. I lived like a rake and as young man I covered my lovers with flowers and wounds.  My laughter the devil would frighten The sun she would come and beat me back ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:17:00 GMT

Weekend Fucks and Mcdonalds Breakfeast

.... see the dots? Fear the dots? the dots say it all, na nigga don't act like you didn't fucking know. I shot a man in kure just to watch him die...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:21:00 GMT

vis-à-vis

Johanna mon amour,    Queest-ce que je peux dire pour vous inciter à changer d'avis ? Je devine sa non ma droite de demander ceci de vous. Tout que j'ai jamais voulu faire était de vous rendre heure...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:23:00 GMT

The Albatross did follow,

Its systematically shutting down, and its nothing we can stop. I mean you see the circuits shorting and all you can do is hope they don't catch fire and burn the good furniture.I met this girl, when I...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:55:00 GMT

Fuck yeah, Finally a Rant on Dirty Toes

Where does one go when one doesn't have a simple destination? What the fuck does that mean? And who the fuck is one? We never wait for the bus any more i guess that junk got old, now i just lay on the...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:21:00 GMT

Rabbits, Babies, and Magic.

At the end of the show, I pull a rabbit out of the hat.  I always save it for last, because kids love animals. At least when i was a kid i loved animals. That way the show ends on a hig note at the po...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 19:45:00 GMT

In the Comforts of your own home

Ancient worries i guess never seem quite the same, you hush the innocent, watch the rodents scurry across the sewer pipes, and you try to remember how you got this really niffty ipod you've been rocki...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:59:00 GMT

I wish my friends had common sense.

 Ass Holes act like you Never seen Snow before!! Over half of my Myspace friends reside in the cape fear region and 3/4 of  them decided to post "Snow Day" Pictures... You people are cock Suckers, Do ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:19:00 GMT

Let them Apple Sauce

So I've been thinking, I was taught my whole life that there were 9 Planets in our solar system, but recently they've, They being the People In Charge (PIC), have decided to change their minds. Which ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:26:00 GMT

Electric feel


Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:51:00 GMT