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About Me

Hi, I'm Simon...
Having some fun, enjoying myspace. Wanting to write something here that wont need updating often, and consequently struggling...actually...a few things that wont change...Simon Robinson, Scunthorpe United FC Fan, loves music...run out already...
But singing, is something I'm bad at but i enjoy doing. The best songs out there, are the ones that you can learn quickly so you can sing along with them...that is my honest opinion anyway...
As you may be able to see I enjoy ellipses...I don't know why, but they seem to be easier than deciding whether or not to start a new sentence all the time, or if I should use a comma...it just makes things easier for me...I also enjoying using question marks, but thats only in conversations, verbally and non-verbally (i.e. MSN)...apparently I'm quite difficult to comprehend sometimes, but that's because I use gangsta slang and abbreviations too much, you dig...
However, a few at the moments...hoping to get to Bath University next year to study Maths...a good 4 year course, so I'll be able to go to abroad (probably America, somewhere)...going to miss all my friends from school but Ben will be in Bath aswell, James and I will have to make frequent visits and Matt, bloody Scottish University, couldn't be much further away...well, that was one, but shhhh...
Caroline, that's who I am being the boyfriend of...she makes me do big smiles and I like doing kissing and talking and everything with her...I love that 'gal more than I thought it was possible...it's ridiculous, but at this young age I already want to grow old with this girl...I miss her the moment we're not together and can't help but think about her when she's not with me...we're perfect for each other...I LOVE HER...
All questions answered by the way...I'm an open man, always up for a bit of a laugh, so if you like what you see/read, then go on, add me! See what happens!A little quiz about me, don't feel obliged but it will be appreicated if you do do it...
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My Interests

Athletics, Social shizzle, T'internet, MSN, New people, VIth form parties, Tetris, Mindie (my iPod), Scunthorpe United...

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Music:

Many different tunes...spreading a wide range of genres. In no particular order. Reel Big Fish, The Clash, Ash, Dazed Dakotas, Fat Boy Slim, The Fratellis, Bloc Party, The Bravery, The Mad Caddies, The Strokes, Nelly Furtado, Arctic Monkeys, The Specials, Beach Boys, Weezer, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Muse, Beautiful South, Blondie, The Ordinary Boys, Maximo Park, The Kinks, The Futureheads, We Are Scientists, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stereophonics, Kings Of Leon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madness, Elvis Costello, The Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Tenacious D, Feeder, The Jam, The Kooks, Norah Jones, The Killers, Hard-Fi, Kasabian, The Ramones, Lost Prophets, Avril Lavigne, Eurovision, Goo Goo Dolls, Plain White Ts, Timbaland, 10cc, Gackt, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Girls Aloud, UB40, Nickelback, Paul Simon, Shania Twain, Alien Ant Farm...

Movies:

Monty Python (all of them, well Holy Grail, Life Of Brian and Meaning Of Life. And Now For Something Completely Different doesn't really count), Naked Gun Trilogy, Spongebob Squarepants; The Movie, Airplane! (first and second), Evolution, All Austin Powers films, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Harry Potter, 300, Happy Gilmore, Bruce Almighty, Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan , Jurassic Park Trilogy...

Television:

Scrubs, Monty Python, The Mighty Boosh, Friends, Fawlty Towers, Garth Marengi's Dark Place, Top Gear, The Friday Night Project, Black Adder,Family Guy, QI...

Books:

Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett, "Does God Play Dice" - Ian Stewart, "A Short History Of Nearly Everything" - Bill Bryson, "The Sound OF Laughter" - Peter Kay, "Calcium Made Interesting" - Graham Chapman...

Heroes:

John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Keith Moon, Spike Milligan, Buster Keaton, Stephen Fry...
And Katie Turner, for being my connection to Caroline...

My Blog

Some Of The Old Bourne Classic

"What would you do if a giant face eating anti-static wrist band came into your house and starting pushing you around like nobodies buisness. Your probably thinking, "thats the most unlikely thing tha...
Posted by Szymon on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

The Introduction To The Series Of "Dr. Borris Brechin Of Camleford"

Our story&well I say our, I'm writing it so it's my story&let's try that again then. My story begins on a darkish, damp, cool night in the middle of the beautiful briny. The beams of light re...
Posted by Szymon on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

Assembly (24/11/2006)

Well, we're U6S and we're coming to the end of our school careers- about to enter the adult world. We wanted to use this (probably our last assembly) as an opportunity to talk about issues close to ou...
Posted by Szymon on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

Dating Ads

Just a few as promised."TARA 21, like the martini girl, any time, any place, any how, up for serious fun and not fussy" - what a hussy, that's all I have to say."MANDY size 10, sensual, just wants to ...
Posted by Szymon on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Blogging

So, I reckon i might write a blog fairly soon.
Posted by Szymon on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Cheese Racing

"What do you think happens when you throw a slice of processed cheese (without removing the plastic wrapping) onto a lit barbecue?" That's the question the "pioneers and inventors of the sport" ask a...
Posted by Szymon on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

Holiday (Cornwall)

Glad to be back, but missing the holiday atmosphere already. A great time was had by all and the meeting of new people was one of my favourite parts of the holiday (big up Katie and Nicki (can't wait ...
Posted by Szymon on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST