Im a Model

Whats up Human Beings, ___I'm going to sum my whole personality into one short sentence, so here it goes. "I'm the niceist, meanest, best looking ugly guy who loves to party with new people that he has known for a long time in which he loves to dislike, in his unfamiliar hometown that sits on the middle of the edge of southern Northern California...(I had to take a breath here)...only to find himself lost in this perfectly chaotic world roaming through the bushes like a willda beast looking for a hot meal in the cold night, sadley finding out he can't spell worth a damn and has hair in wierd places as he grows to be younger with the pure essence of manly boyhood sitting back in his chair watching the sheep pass by him with the sad insecurety of everything around them soaking up nothing but crap media and web sites that push legal drugs and porno upon the oldest youth ever to exist on the brownest 'green planet' everybody but nobody has seen and...... wait where the f..@k was I going with this. Oh well, I'll just start over." ___I'm pretty much up to do anything you can think of, heroine, coke, your mom, dumpster diving, peeing in public on the side of a bar that kicked you out for calling the bar tender a fat asshole, you know, every day stuff. Oh, except riding a bull, hey I have to draw the line somewhere. Well send me a message for good times and lots of peeing on the sides of bars :)