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iAreYesAwesomer

CANTELOPES OF D00M!

About Me

GEORGE HAS NO PENIS... AND IS MASSS GAY..... FUCK YOU... YOU GUYS BLOW TITS... WORST THAT STEVE'S MOM..... TOKEN POUNDS OF GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iAreYesAwesomer started as an idea for a side project between Steve PoHandle and George Reinhard. After discussing possible plans for the PENISband's success, they formed together to create possibly the best musical group ever in the history of existance. Blending the sweet synthesizer melodies of elevator music PENIS(mostly jazzy) and the hardcore metal genre of today's youth, a new style of music was born, known only as ele-core. Playing shows across the country, iAreYes CUNT BALLS Awesomer soon became the wealthiest superpower in the world and, ironically, now owns you to an awesomer extent. WOW KILL YOUR SELF...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/19/2006
Band Members: Steve-------------- guitar and bassballs ass kick and stoquers George------------ keyboardin face and feet.
Influences: Parapalegics and invalids....Nasty dried piss cakes on bathroom floors...You
Sounds Like: Shit
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None