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jason

people might forget what you have said, but they never forget how you made them feel

About Me

Let me start off by saying I was a government experiment gone terribly right. They wanted to design a B.A. fun mofo.....I was the product of that dream. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin .....but I think unicorns kick ass. I work out alot. Today I done ankles. Paper airplanes are cool. I only drink mountain dew because I'm EXTREME! I am a boxers man. Hey to all you ladies out there. I love to have fun. That is my motto have as much fun as I can each day.

My Interests

THINGS I LOVE .........Painting, playing guitar, partying, school, smart people, my family, good movies, 50 cent taco night at Amigo's, rock climbing, stickin it to the man, stackin money, ballin, being productive, being a pirate collecting booty, eye patches, boobies, vicki valencourt's boodies, old school video games, hoodies, flip flops, my sweet ass ride, parties at the moon tower, keepin my pimp hand strong, ridin dirty, the crocadile hunter-rest in peace-, travel, british accents, vodka, throwing darts, modest people, chattanooga, harry potter books(i don't care if that makes me a dork), monkeys(always wanted one), funny people, DSL's, ben and jerry's ice cream, mountain dew, when a lady smells like candy, when i smell like candy, music that rocks you, duck calls,when friends get a lil hurt(its funny)..................THINGS I HATE.............working, not having enough time in the day, being lazy, being sick, rejection, stuck up people, princess types, when i get a dropped call, liars, fake people, hippies, drugs, being tired, public restrooms, people who don't like baseball, one uppers, envy, smoking, people who gossip, drama

I'd like to meet:

"REAL PEOPLE (dead and alive)".................... Abraham Lincoln -for his beard growing skills- Chuck Norris -for HIS beard growing skills- Dave Chapelle -that mothermucker is hilarious and his black skills- Nick Swardson -he is my third best friend....after ben and jerry.....ohhhhh i'm nastyyy- Daniel Tosh -one of the funniest comics alive- Bruce Willis -his bald skills... and his die hard skills- Famke Jansen -for her having my baby skills- GOD -for his everything skills- Whoever invinted beer -because that guy is my daddy-.....................

Music:

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I only sing sexy songs in the shower i.e. if you want my body and you think i'm sexy or like a virgin. Stuff like that.

Movies:

All kinds.

Television:

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Books:

I only like the pop up ones.

Heroes:

Anyone with a third nipple.