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kenny douche

eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we'll die

About Me

Born at the age of 3 in northern new jersey, Kenny was already ahead of his time. Even on the day of his birth, his two younger brothers knew something was funny. Before he could even speak, Kenny's mother noticed him doing an incredible impersonation of a young Dudley Moore. Of course, Kenny's father reasoned that all babies sound like they are drunk and heave all over themselves, but that is not the point. This kid had something special. He seemed likely to perhaps have a chance to maybe someday possibly become questionably close to one of the funniest persons alive......

My Interests

beer, metal, piercings, tattoos, cards, gambling in general, golf, wine, playing guitar, shooting pool, writing, lower case letters, flip cup, ellipses, diners, going to shows, sleeping...

I'd like to meet:

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars...

AIM[xkennyxcorex]

Music:

metal, rock, 80s, classic rock, acoustic, jam bands... just about everything... esp. dmb and the beatles

Television:

i watch the science channel a lot, along with the discovery channel... and i enjoy the daily show immensely...

Books:

ummm... harry potter 7 was quite good, not gonna lie... tough to pick a favorite, but quite possibly "choke"

Heroes:



what you need to know about me:

Status: all you need is love
Here for: your pleasure
Orientation: tits and ass
Hometown: jersey, born and raised
Body Type: drinker
Sign: sag
Smoke / Drink: no sir / captain morgan
Education: know it all
Occupation: professional man of leisure
Income: enough

My Blog

preferred list

 if you would like to be added to my preferred list and read my blogs then message me and i'll add you.... maybe...
Posted by kenny douche on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:41:00 PST