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Beeswax Not Yours, Inc.

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About Me

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My passions include music, sarcasm, and good grammar. Not necessarily in that order. I have Friday and Saturday nights off for the first time in years and I don't really know what to do with myself. I regularly check out books at the library and don't read them. So I have to check them out again. I'm finally beginning to figure myself out. I like to make up new words by combining two previously established ones. I'm writing a screenplay based on all of my many misadventures. I can get a perfect score on 'Take On Me' when playing Karaoke Revolution. I need to go out and have more misadventures so I can fill out that screenplay. I'm in the process of phasing out all of my white socks. Non sequiturs turn me on. My favorite Coen Brothers movie is The Hudsucker Proxy.

My Interests

Air quotes
Crinkle-cut potatoes
Dictionary.com
The drum parts of songs
Girls in glasses
Grammar and punctuation
Japander.com
The Konami Code
Legos
Mcsweeneys.net
Pho
Rain on a car windshield
Robots and all related dance moves
Self-deprecation as an art form
The sound a soda can makes when it drops down a pop machine
Watching the credits

Music:



Movies:

24 Hour Party People
Adaptation
Amelie
Back To The Future
Bottle Rocket
Eternal Sunshine
Garden State
Ghostbusters
Groundhog Day
Grosse Pointe Blank
High Fidelity
Lost In Translation
Memento
Mystery Train
Office Space
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore

Television:

Arrested Development
The Colbert Report
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Daily Show
Flight of the Conchords
Freaks And Geeks
Heroes
Home Movies
Lost
MST3K
NewsRadio
The Office (US and UK)
Scrubs
Seinfeld
The Venture Brothers

Books:

Bill Bryson
Nick Hornby
Haruki Murakami
David Sedaris
Kurt Vonnegut
David Foster Wallace

Heroes:



My Blog

I walked in the May Day March today.

Okay, not really on purpose.I was on my way home from work and just happened to be going that way.But still.I feel that, in my own way, I've done a little bit to make the world a better place.Maybe on...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

The weekend wrap-up.

OK, it's about a day late. But here's what happened to me this weekend in roughly chronological order.-Played some Nintendo DS.-Did laundry.-Bought a mattress and box springs.-Drank some rum and cokes...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Myths of the Near Future

Tonight I saw The Klaxons, the next so-called 'next big British band'. In the event that they do in fact manage to become something big, it will be cool to have seen them so early in their career. Whi...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

OK, I haven't posted a blog in a couple of days...

...but I was too busy out there actually doing stuff to post anything. I doubt that anyone out there wants to read a blog entry from me every single day anyway.Last night I attempted the highly challe...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

What's in a name?

Hey, here's a fun fact that some of you may or may not be aware of: I actually go by my middle name (Actually, like many others with Southern roots, it's more accurate to say that I have two first nam...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:52:00 PST

I'm getting back into getting back into you.

Okay, it's been quite a while since I've posted a blog entry where I actually SAID something. But in my defense, a person doesn't really have much to say when his life revolves around 'Judge Mathis', ...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST

The Shocking Truth About Cadbury Creme Eggs - Caught On Tape

You know, I had convinced myself it was all in my head. That it couldn't possibly be true.But I was wrong. Wrong, in that I wasn't wrong, but was in fact right.And now Easter is just a little less del...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

'Drawing a Blank' - chapter 13

Click it to view it on the site.
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST

Just like the game. But with dancing!

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Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

congratulations are in order.

Okay, okay, I don't really know how to start this blog entry, because as you all know I'm not one to toot my own horn, so to speak. But I just received some news that I feel I just can't let lie. Espe...
Posted by Beeswax Not Yours, Inc. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST