EMPEROR N'GALI

Anomalies, altered realities, Anomalous Phenomenon, all possibilities, kabbalistic understandings, transcending the realms, passing the portal, the unbeknown, the terra incognita oceanic depths, ie, the Mariana Trench, Time Warps, UFO phenomena, Extrasensory Phenomena, spectral legacies, gettin off my face and being even more of a bumbaclat, consuming Alcohol till the whites of my eyes have jaundiced, Martial Arts of all forms and some extreme fighting, Wing Chun & Chi Sau/Chi Sao and all the fascinating Techniques, Jujutsu, Kung-Fu & Muay Thai kicking and '8-limbs' techniques (because generally, Muay Thai is pretty gay), pushing myself, Linguistics, Anatomical/Medical/Physiological, general Science, hailin Emperor Haile Selassie I daily with my arms facing the sky for hours like a true chief, sitting around like King Farouk while midgets shove grapes down my throat, walking around my palace at 1mph with only an african style shawl made from peacock feathers covering my front and back, pointing in 1 direction remaining motionless and fully concentrated for many hours, doing my fave sexual position with my blow up doll, Arnold, called 'The Pterodactyl', where I go from behind and use the bedsheets as giant wings and make loud squawking sounds, I tried this technique with an ex girlfriend once, but she said "I refuse to be your ..cheeky lil Eoraptor.., idiot bastard" then punched me in the face and walked out, which left me MIGHTY FURIOUS, LIKE A T-REX, except, mine isn't, you know, as big as a single decker bus ( = ), putting Nitroglycerin in children's Coca Cola, exposing old people to enough toxic substances until their kidneys require Hemodialysis, drawing nice artistic paintings on my walls using endometrial blood cells with my penis, gallivanting around Trafalgar Square pretending to be Caligula, swearing in Polish at Polish people who talk too loud in public, saying 'OSZUKALI MNIE BANDA ZLODZIEI POLSKICH DYSYDENTOW KURWA!' to Polish people, laughing at pictures of Grace Jones, weirds senses ofs humours, being a weirdo, film, funnies.
DislikesSingle-Decker buses, ticket inspectors, rain, Reality, breaking my ankle, shin-splints, pulled hamstring, people who have that spy bullshit on their myspace profile (thanks for destroying the fun of masturbating to your profile without you knowing), people who set their profiles to private (do you set yor face to private when in public by putting a paper bag over it?), pikey bastards, violent idiots fighting over nothing, people who talk too loud on transport, rude people, people who pose and show off in front of their friends, women who fail to realise just because they have boobs and an arse doesn't mean the world owes them, the ego (ie, people who don't know the difference between liking yourself and having high self-worth, being that self-worth bares no importance whatsoever), facade pride, bad football, Thiegghead Henryetta most overrated ever known the 1st of the Anusenal wankers, Wank Lumplard can't kick a ball straight of the Nepotist Chelscum faithful, John Terryble the graceless dunderhead of McDonalds, Jermaine Penis the even worse than Fatpard of not even a top 30 team on the planet ie Spuds, Rafa & Mourinho's tactics, Chelsea FC, Arsenal FC, Tottenham Hotspur FC, Real Madrid, Football Media (especially in England), The England Squad, general English Football, English Football Coaches, the way Children are coached by coaches and parents in England, English peoples odiously grotesque understanding of 'The Beautiful Game', Kids in England learning Football from playing 'World Cup Willie' too much for example the average Joe Cole, Rafa's part in Fowler's bad bad end for Liverpool, die Rafa you mongoloid trite wankstain, also you too Houllier, for your initial undoing, wanker, Holland (for being so adept, but never winning a World Cup, it's just pathetic), people/players/managers I hate over achieving in Football (IE, Rijkaard), Ricotta & Cottage Cheese, people who don't do drugs/alcohol, people who look down on those who do, general smokers/smoking (pathetic habit), vegan & vegetarian society (the people, not the theory), Christians, Judaism, hypocrites.