My debut album is now available for you all to purchase. It's called "Facial Merkin" and will cost you $10 (Australian) plus postage and handling. If you like the music that I've posted here, you need this cd. Just send me a message if u want it and we'll sort out how to get it out 2 u :)
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For all of those who missed it...Here is me performing my song "Crazy Eyes" live in front of about 600 people. You will never see anything like this ever again!!!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT ALL OF U SHOULD CHECK THIS GROUP OUT!!!
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Okay, this is the story of DJ Chopdog Fresh.
It was a Friday morning and I was traveling on the school bus to school. One of my mates (CJ "Crazy Eyes" Millar) was telling everyone about how flairs were going to be thrown everywhere at the soccer game he was going to. This kid loves soccer more than sex I swear! We all started laughing at him because we don't like soccer.
Later that morning, we were in out Information Technology Class and we were using the microphones. My other friend (Ian "MichelAngelovski" Davies) said this monologue into the microphone. This crapped on about ethnics, soccer, flairs and generally took the absolute piss out of “Crazy Eyes†to the extent that he threw a chair at him while he was telling it. The most important thing about this monologue is that it included the phrase "Oh My God".
Several weeks later I was recording sounds of cars with my mouth for the same I.T. class. This was mainly because it sounds funny when people make car sounds with their mouth. Several of my mates joined in and we had this all out V8 race happening. Being the tool I am, I saved all of this tomfoolery on my hard drive (not my dong).
About a month later while I was shooting hoops in my backyard, I came up with the idea of putting the "Oh My God" bit of MichelAngelovski's monologue into a song. So when we had completed all of our work in this I.T. class we had heaps of spare time. In this time, I used Acid to chop up the monologue and put some loops that the school had saved on the computer to make a song. This song features the expression "Oh My God" as the chorus (this later became the song's title), MichelAngelovski's monologue in full and MichelAngelovski and myself impersonating cars. The track features a techno beat with prominent DJ Scratches.
It soon caught a buzz. All my mates loved it and it soon became a cult hit at our school. It was put on numerous ipods and listened to by millions (no exaggeration there).
The next year, my mates convinced me to make an album. So I bought a microphone for $15 and now I'm set. The alias DJ Chopdog Fresh was thought of. This hails from my nickname "chopper" and all rappers and DJs referring to themselves as “dawgâ€, hence, DJ Chopdog. We decided to add the term "Fresh" on the end just for the sake of it.
The album title "Facial Merkin" came next. This comes from my freakish ability as a 16-year-old to be able to grow a beard most adults would be jealous of and the word 'merkin' becoming prominent due to Australian pop culture. So the title “Facial Merkin†was created.
I then wrote more songs. Some I had even thought of before "Oh My God". I then recorded them, produced them and all that jazz. This took over one and a half years. The songs are basically, umm…how should I put this…AWESOME. There’s no other way to describe them. They take aspects of rock, pop, hip hop, rap and techno and transform into anthems for this generation. The songs will make you laugh so hard that your intestines fall out of your gut and onto the floor. My brilliance lyrically makes Dylan and Cohen look like they write advertisements for porno movies. His instrumentation is second to none and makes The Beatles seem like they write music for TV jingles.
In conclusion, I am on a mission to corrupt the people, bend the truth and turn the world into an all-round Sleaze Fest. And by purchasing my album, you are only aiding the cause. See you in hell motherfuckers!
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Here's some more info about DJ Chopdog Fresh coming from the "Dog's" own mother's mouth:
I am the world's greatest musician/dj/sex machine. Nothing is going to stop me from ruining the lives of anyone who listens to my music (and those knobjockeys who don't.) My lyrics will blow your sox off, but I will blow your jox off. I'm currently making my debut album 'Facial Merkin'. This is due to be released sometime in 2007. The tracks that I have posted on this site are the only one's that I have made, so you can get a sneak listen before you buy the album (or I give it to you because I'm so desperate for it to be heard lol)
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