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Jeff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

What can I say? I love to have fun and make people laugh. I'm a fairly simple guy. I'm true to my friends and family and I will always help a friend out.Here are some fun little facts about me... 1. I use ribbed condoms inside out so I get the pleasure. 2. I only maturbate to pictures of myself. 3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, I punched my way out of my mother's womb. Shortly thereafter I grew a beard. 4. I lost my virginity before my dad did. 5. I once shot down an enemy plane with my finger by yelling, "bang"! 6. If you can see me, I can see you. If you can't see me, you may only be seconds away from death. 7. I eat transformer toys in vehicle mode and poop them out transformed into robots. 8. I invented water. 9. There are no such tings as lesbians. Only girls who haven't met me. 10. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalyspe actually live in my nutsack.

My Interests

Seahawks, Sonics, and the M's. Big fan of history, geography, and trivia games. Love to explore the great outdoors. Snowboarding, and mountain biking are fun.

I'd like to meet:

People who are real, and come without an agenda. I like people who are fun, honest, and have good qualities.

Music:

the beatles, alice in chains, nelly, gretchen wilson, outcast, nirvana, bob marley, stone temple pilots, the game, weezer, beastie boys, mad season, funk master flex, foo fighters, tool, jerry cantrell, the doors, soundgarden, pink floyd, isley brothers, ray charles, neil diamond, michael jackson, led zepplin, the who, snoop dog, pearl jam, violent femmes, eminem, the darkness, incubus, kanye west, live, toad the wet sprocket, al green, cam'ron, c.c.r., tim mcgraw, 50 cent, rolling stones, white stripes metallica, jay-z, steve miller band, candlebox, styx, goodness, depeche mode, trick daddy, sneaker pimps,chingy, cold play, heart, usher, chilli peppers, local h, mother love bone, beck, sublime, silverchair, marvin gaye, p.u.s.a., one twelve, queens of the stone age, tom petty, dmx, jimi hendrix, ying yang twins, filter, lil john, wolfmother, audio slave, lifehouse, mike jones

Movies:

The Star Wars triology(both), SuperTroopers, Beerfest, Kill Bill I & II, Evil Dead series, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Seven, Red Dawn, The Godfather triology, Condorman, Charlie the Lonesome Cougar, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, A History of Violence, Donnie Darko, Old School, Anchorman, Waiting, Office Space, The Notebook, Singles, Spy Game, The Program, Team America, Clerks 1 & 2, Saving Silverman, Monty Python, Eurotrip, Love Actually, Death to Smoochy, The Matrix Trilogy, Heat, Talladaga Nights, and Moulin Rouge, 300, and now Superbad

Television:

Anything on ESPN, 24, The Simpsons, Family Guy.

Books:

Anne Rice books, Clive Cussler books, Dean Koontz books, the Left Behind series, Eragon, Mitch Albom books, Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass, Chuck Palahniuk books, Nicholas Sparks books, C.S. Lewis books.

Heroes:

The men and women the the Armed Forces, my Mom and Dad, and Ronald Reagan.