Jessica profile picture

Jessica

dreaming someone else's dream

About Me

Greetings comrades! In a grand effort to ween my personal stuff off of my professional pages I'm splitting my profile. I'm pretty much rocking as much myspace as I can take on my creative pages, so I'd like to keep this one invite only. Translation: I've either met you or would like to.
That being said, the about me section seems a bit superfluous. But in the interests of reciprocity, I'll play along.
I have two brothers. One of them is my twin...but I'm definitely the evil twin.
I am late everywhere I go. Just lie to me about what time I have to be there - I'm cool with that.
I sporadically fall of the planet from time to time, you'll learn to love it. I'm not dead, I'm not ignoring you, it's not personal.
I spend an inordinate amount of money on exotic plants that I know I'll only eventually kill.
I have way more Mr. Potatoheads than you. Revel in their creepiness.
I like trying new things, I'm usually good at them.
I have a filthy mouth, a very black sense of humor, and a well developed sense of irreverence, so you can say anything around me. If you know any good dead baby jokes, please leave a comment.
I enjoy being busy. This often gets out of hand.
I find myself hopelessly drawn to redheads. I feel I'm just correcting nature's horrible mistake.
I have trouble saying no. People take advantage of it.
I don't feel comfortable unless I'm in a city. Nature is best experienced in well-manicured parks.
I have very expensive tastes without the income to support them.
I don't feel like filling out the media sections. Suffice to say that I enjoy music, movies, television, and books, but I don't like engaging in the "indie-r than thou" hipster listmaking that's so rampant in people's profiles. I'm sure we have a lot in common, we'll figure it out.
Current diversions:
The Black Pill
Kircaldy
Prior diversions:
Lunasect

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm with Hollis, I think there should be a "celebrity crushes" section. So, um...David Byrne first and foremost. I swoon. He's the damn near perfect man. Jackie Chan. David Bowie. Neil Gaiman. Bill Clinton (yes, boys, I guess power *is* sexy). Bono. James Spader. Kevin Spacey (yeah...I *know*...but so was my first boyfriend and that didn't stop me). Laurence Fishburne. I feel I'm missing some, but those may be the only live ones, and it's just weird admitting a crush on a corpse so we'll leave it at that.

My Blog

marooned

I'm not long for this place. Most days it's okay, it really is. It's funny how routine can trump dispassion. And then there are other days when it's so frustrating I feel like exploding. Like right n...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

night. life.

It's a little after 1am. I took a nap last night and just woke up. I was supposed to be working and not sleeping, it follows that I now have a lot of work to do. But since there's little to distract m...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

birthday suit

No, there's not naked pictures in here, but as long as your're reading I'm going to be "that girl" for a second. Iggy had a birthday today! He's this many: I I I. He got this dragon blanket. And a she...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

get it while you can

One of the many dealbreakers for me about living in the south is the shitty weather. It's been my experience that there are maybe 5 truly beautiful days a year. It's cold in the winter but not cold en...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST