Greetings comrades! In a grand effort to ween my personal stuff off of my professional pages I'm splitting my profile. I'm pretty much rocking as much myspace as I can take on my creative pages, so I'd like to keep this one invite only. Translation: I've either met you or would like to.
That being said, the about me section seems a bit superfluous. But in the interests of reciprocity, I'll play along.
I have two brothers. One of them is my twin...but I'm definitely the evil twin.
I am late everywhere I go. Just lie to me about what time I have to be there - I'm cool with that.
I sporadically fall of the planet from time to time, you'll learn to love it. I'm not dead, I'm not ignoring you, it's not personal.
I spend an inordinate amount of money on exotic plants that I know I'll only eventually kill.
I have way more Mr. Potatoheads than you. Revel in their creepiness.
I like trying new things, I'm usually good at them.
I have a filthy mouth, a very black sense of humor, and a well developed sense of irreverence, so you can say anything around me. If you know any good dead baby jokes, please leave a comment.
I enjoy being busy. This often gets out of hand.
I find myself hopelessly drawn to redheads. I feel I'm just correcting nature's horrible mistake.
I have trouble saying no. People take advantage of it.
I don't feel comfortable unless I'm in a city. Nature is best experienced in well-manicured parks.
I have very expensive tastes without the income to support them.
I don't feel like filling out the media sections. Suffice to say that I enjoy music, movies, television, and books, but I don't like engaging in the "indie-r than thou" hipster listmaking that's so rampant in people's profiles. I'm sure we have a lot in common, we'll figure it out.
Current diversions:
The Black Pill
Kircaldy
Prior diversions:
Lunasect