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Lucy

A spy in the house of law

About Me

I like drinking, guns and fights. Can't go wrong even when they're mixed together.I don't like: much else. I am the #1 Super Hater. It's a secret society, you wanna be a member then spread the word and start hating...Here's some unsolicited words of advice: 1. masturbation will make you go blind if you cum in your eye... (no one has a dick that big, not even you) 2. You can't strain your eyesight by reading in dim light so stop telling me to turn the bloody lights on because they give me headaches. 3. You can sit as close as you like to the TV and you won't go blind either... your eyesight will not be affected. 4. Going to law school, however, will make you go blind or at least it will hurt your eyesight but possibly only in one eye.

My Interests

adventures, parading, octopi, playing harmonica and bass, hanging around in seedy joints, ninja boots, people at their worst, gin, nightmares, egg n chips and not having acid reflux later on

I'd like to meet:

like minded arseholes

Music:

isaac Hayes, mos def, lady saw, serge gainsbourg, cornelius, creedance clearwater revival, portishead, belle & sebastian, tricky, son house, massive attack, thievery corporation, the smiths, dead milkmen, the pixies, velvet underground, radiohead, lee hazelwood, the specials, the pietasters, mephiskapheles, the who, moondog, the kinks, missy elliot, willie nelson, johnnie cash, miss kitten, cannibal corpse (ha ha), pulp, sneaker pimps, tricky, david bowie, elvis the king of rock and roll, tribe called quest, selecter, panjabi MC, pulp, camp lo, skip james, blind willy mctell, yamato ensemble, bhangra music, prince buster, james brown, curtis mayfield

Movies:

oh oh, a chance to compare pretensions!!! apocalypse now, the big lebowski, faster pussycat kill! kill!, o brother where art thou, fargo, the omen, Hadashi no gen (barefoot gen), the dark crystal, meet the feebles, Willard, quadrophenia, four rooms, planet of the apes, destiny turns on the radio, ghost world, cop killer, catch 22, laputa, soylent green

Television:

mash, twitch city, the daily show - but refuses to pay for cable

Books:

are good for holding open doors (I kunt reed becuz its herd but sumtimes when I isnt meaning to I reed big buks like on the Charter and on suing peple for munny but it makes me dum becuz sewing is not nise anyway but I think sum peple make a living by doing it to other peple and that iz wut my buk tells me aboot.)

Heroes:

Simone de Beauvoir - for having the guts to be a feminist in love with two men.. mind you, what do you expect.. she's French. Emma Goldman & Rudolf Rocker

My Blog

eccentric red

so, what's with weirdo women dying their hair electric red?I see the around... they usually have bizarre fashion sense or a passion for fairies and tarot cards... and they all dye their hair this surr...
Posted by Lucy on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

Do people fart in their sleep?

This question recently crossed my mind... so i decided to insert the question into Google and see what came up.Apparentlly people do fart in their sleep!  I am not entirely surprised but the answ...
Posted by Lucy on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

so you think you have problems...

Now that I have your attention:I sometimes think my life really sucks ass.  I usually don't blame anyone but myself or anything weak like that but I do get really moody and wish various bad thing...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

street knickers

whilst walking down the street today, I discovered a discarded pair of men's underwear... it was in a bundle on the sidewalk and it made me wonder "what story could these underwear tell me"fortunately...
Posted by Lucy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

renewable fuels

if i see the renewable fuels ad one more time I'm going to go insane.it makes me want to get a stretch hummer, fill it with pure fossil fuel goodness and drag race it up and down the granville street ...
Posted by Lucy on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Teenage girls

(or even girls in their early twenties)As I am in my mid-twenties and skiing downhill towards 30, I think that I am less frequently the object of ogling men and or the receiver of lude comments. ...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

Ambulance 1..

a few nights ago I was woken up at 4 am by a rather drunken young man screaming "you call yourself fucking professionals you can't even find my girlfriend you fucking assholes".Always a sucker for a g...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

Poetry in transit

Usually when I see poetry in transit I feel kind of nauseous.  Particularly when the bus is so packed that I am wedged into such a position that my viewing options include some dude's spotty face...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:24:00 PST

Are you this asshole?

Drunk as fuck... it's 6 pm and you think sitting on the stairs next to your chair is a good solution for the fact you can no longer balance on your barstool.  This might be ok but you are pushing...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually.... i don't hate any of the people reading this... but i definitely hate some certain individuals... they will pay.i no longer have a job prospect.  I am disgruntled.  Since I am at...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST