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Alex

That was the night everything changed...

About Me

I'm an amature critic of adult films...not to be confused with an adult critic of amature films

I've been flying, I've been superman
I'm trapped down here on bizarro land
Someone get my friends in Jupiter
Cause down here humans can't get stupider

My Interests

seeing, hearing, smelling, touching, and tasting

I'd like to meet:

suicide girls...maybe even Virgin Suicide girls, if there is such a thing...i think it was just in that movie
AND...
W. Carlos

Music:

Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Fugazi, Tenacious D, The Fugue, Dismemberment Plan, Lou Reed, Johnny Cash, Weezer, Radiohead, Van Morrison, The Templars, The Hot Snakes, Aphex Twin, Cannibal Ox, Lightning Bolt, Oxes, Talking Heads, Iggy Pop, the misfits, Vaz, miles davis, RZA, At the drive in, GZA, Raekon, phantomsmasher, Mindflayer, slint, the yea yea yeas, Rush, Built to spill, El-P, Dethklok, Django Reinhardt, Cock Sparrer, Shellac, Iron Maiden, Rush, The Streets, The Meters, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kraftwerk, Death From Above 1979, Cold War Kids, Battles, The Sword, Think About Life, Silver Apples,

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Pi, Murder by Death, Bruce Campbell movies, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, The Shawshank Redemption, Trainspotting, Waking Life, CkY, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Swingers, True Romance, Rushmore, anything by the Cohen Brothers, A Clockwork Orange, Blues Brothers, Bottle Rocket, Stalag 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Flash Gordon, Full Metal Jacket, Good Will Hunting, Ghost World, Life Aquatic, The Dogs of War, The Deer Hunter, Double Indemnity, Apocalypse Now, The Apartment, Cuckoo's Nest, Children of Men, Old Boy

Television:

Simpson, Family Guy, Action w/ Jay Mohr, Iron Chef, The Daily Show, The Young Ones, almost anything on Adult Swim, the Surgery channel, Isomniac with Dave Attell, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Conan, Fishing with John, The Job, The Critic, Dr. Katz, The Office, 30 Rock

Books:

The old issues of playboy sold on the street of 73rd and Broadway

Heroes:

Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai