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When I was little, my mommy used to let me put my hand in a bowl of spagetti, and squeeze the noodle

About Me

I love my wife and my daughter.

My Interests

I Play the piano

I'd like to meet:

Jesus;Michael W. Smith;Michael J. Fox;The Pope;Michael Jordan;Tiger Woods;Matt Lauer;The President;Jeff Gordon;Jack Nicholson;Matt Damon;Amy Grant;Sara Groves;Chris Rice;The Owner of Incredible Pizza;The Owner of Chuckie Cheese's;The Vice President of McDonald's;Steven Segal;Jimmy Falon;Sheila Walsh;The Umpa Lumpas;Leeland

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Music:

Retro Sheila Walsh from 1986;Leeland;And of course, Michael W. Smith

Movies:

King Kong;The Bourne Identity;The Bourne Supremacy;The Bourne Ultimatum (2007);Mission Impossible 1-3;The Wizard of Oz;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory;Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Everybody Love's Raymond;Futurama;60 Minutes;Deal or No Deal;1 vs 100;Wheel of Fortune;Jeopardy!;Today;CBS Evening News;Anything on the History Channel;E! True Hollywood Story;The Superbowl

Books:

Leadership and Self-Deception
Telling Yourself the Truth

Heroes:

My Wife;My Parents;Michael W. Smith;The old lady that asks to see your receipt as you leave Wal-mart;

My Piano Teacher

And the one and only: Travis Byrnes.

My Blog

Nevermind! I'm not going to cancel myspace!

Nevermind!  I won't cancel my myspace account.  
Posted by Retro Retard" on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

I have decided to cancel my "myspace" account.

On January 1st, I will cancel my myspace account.  Please, nobody take offense, you are all wonderful people. I have a reason to cancel.  I will respond to all comments until January 1st, wh...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:00:00 PST

My Auto-Biography

I was born on January 6, 1977.  When I was 4 years old, my parents adopted me and we moved to Tulsa, OK.  I turned 5, 6, 7, and then 8.  I went to school from kindergarten to grade 12.&...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

I'm boycotting that stupid "Heroes" show

"Save the cheerleader, Save the world." Tune in next week to find out the meaning.  I 'm so tick and sired of those retro retards from NBC trying to keep our panties in suspense by prolonging the...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

Where did the first factory part come from??

Okay people this one's a mind-bender.  Fact:  Factories make factory parts for other factories. So, where in the heckle does the first factory part came from? I've come to the conclusion th...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

In case you haven't noticed by now, I'm an exremely good looking man.

People envy me.  Not because I'm an extremely good looking man, but because I'm also the smartest person in the world.  I know I'm smarter than everybody else, because I'm smart enough to kn...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

I promise to remember you all when I become famous...

You know this life we're all livin..  who's to say it won't toss and turn you around a bit..  One day I will be famous and I will cut my own grass. With a face like mine, how could any musi...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

Everyone: Add Travis Byrnes as a friend

Everyone should add Travis Byrnes as a friend.  I used to work with him and he is one of the most funny and interesting people I've met. Notice he is the third friend on my list of over 240 frien...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

I want to go camping

I want to go camping.  I want to sleep in tents, and roast marshmallows and hot dogs.  I wanna go hiking down trails and hills.  I wanna cook the fish we catch each day and eat it with ...
Posted by Retro Retard" on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST