About Me

HappyHalloween

Don't forget to VOTE

http://www.ebaymatchups.com/matchup/view/Meg-Whitman-vs-Frui t-Helmet-Cat_1861
http://www.ebaymatchups.com/matchup/view/Fruit-Helmet-Kitty- vs-Mean-people_2140
Fruit Helmet Kitty may have a small brain, that only a fruit skin can protect, but it is an anti-defector helmet that protects kitty from the brainwashing of GREEDBAY and SPREADS KINDESS AND CONSIDERATION TO ALL THOSE IN THE WORLD. Fruity believes the magic of Ebay is gone and wishes only the best for Ebay to return to what it was once before. Fruit Helmet Cat is seeks to spread kindness, improve the working conditions and buyer experience with fun themes, exciting products and safe trading throughout the Ebay marketplace. DON'T EUTHANIZE A SEGMENT OF EBAY STORE SELLERS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIST IN THOSE SCARY PLACES CALLED CORE. CLEAN UP THE CORE before you start picking on people. Even I can manage my crap, my owner gives me a litter box and has taught me how to use it. She doesn't kick me in the butt or shove my nose in the litter box to go where she wants. You should learn from me Meg Whitman. I may not be a human being but I am what makes Ebay MagicKitty ALSO owns SHARES OF STOCK in EBAY, imagine that... a kitty shareholder. Wouldn't you be worried if I showed up at the annual shareholders meeting

My Interests

Making the worlds biggest friendship ring,Ebay, catnip, having a litter box, cats, dogs that are on leashes, eating rats, Sanrio, Hello Kitty, Chococat, My Melody, Ebay stock, stock market, Meg Whitman, Ebay, Bill Cobb, censorship, ACLU, free speech,Ebay Live, NICO POSNER,National Coalition Against Censorship,NCAC

I'd like to meet:

Meg Whitman, Bill Cobb, those robots on Live Help and those "real human beings" who give such excellent customer service.

Music:

Coming soon, the Fruit Helmet song

Movies:

It's already out on YouTube but I'm currently working on FRUIT HELMET CAT vs Counterfeiters.

Books:

My paws can't turn the pages but I have a very large DVD collection

Heroes:

Puss 'n Boots from Shrek, Hello Kitty, Chococat

My Blog

The Fruity Report on Ebay - Happy New Year

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and look forward to health, happiness and success in the new year for you!Please forward this to as many people as you can. The posts below are at my main blog s...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST

How to get rid of ebay sponsored link ads from cluttering your search pages

Reposting from the message board 1) Easiest way is to switch to Firefox as your web browser 2) Assuming you are using MS Explorer 7.0 do the following: a. Select Tools from the tool bar and from the ...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Re-indexing more problems at ebay, links posted

Posted last week on the message boards. Ebay pink employee responds. Another example of their crummy search Ebay search is FUBAR, NOT WORKING. TRY THIS AND SEE Here's a direct link to the search di...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Fruit Helmet Cat versus the Pink Hatchet Club

Ebayers, Be Careful Out there and wear protection. You'll need it!! See you on ebay ...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween ...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

Ebay Q3 Earnings Conference call

Today 2 things happened. Ebay, Inc reported their Q3 2006 Earnings. Ebay met target, however they reduced guidance for Q4. It was just about too much for me to listen to because I got to hear Meg Whit...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

Ebay & their policy of snuffing out their members. Internet Censorship

Dear MySpace friends, Yesterday I was suspended for 7 days from being able to access ebay's message boards. I can't post or read the postings that go on there in the forums. It seems that this is the...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

Nico Posner , worse than Chris Tsakalakis

The count is now 1289 and still no reply Nicholas Posner on the escalating issues coming up daily. What is up with Ebay employing individuals who create chaos then up and go on vacation. If they can't...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

Now taking submittals for Oct Ebay Employee of the Month

> Nico Posner > Chris Tsakalakis > Bill Cobb > Meg Whitman > Gary Briggs Senior Vice President & Chief Marketing Officer ie IT commercials Ebay Express > Live Help > Trust & Safety > ???? If you are ...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

September 2006 Ebay Employee of the Month Nico Posner

I just wanted to make sure everyone who finds me knows about an ebay manager named Nico Posner who is probably the cruelest ebay employee of the month. Here's the link to the forums so you can see w...
Posted by fruit helmet cat on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:37:00 PST