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guys can be such dung monkeys

single and lovin it :) !!!!!!

About Me


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Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
read the bible it will scare the hell out of you
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
0k lets see what can i tell you about me... i have black hair and if i stay out in the sun to long it get a red tint to it. my eyes are three differnt colors (they change depending on what mood im in)i'll leave it up to you to try to guess what colors they are.and before you ask cause i no your thinking this i'm not fat and im only 5'2 most people say im short but i dont think so.most people think im pretty my hairdresser wants me to be a model..ha,ha,ha...i dont think so! when i get out of high school i want to work with animals. i LOVE animals!and i work at ingles -in the deli;)- so im not on myspace that much to busy working :( i just moved into a new house...with 2 guuys... sometimes i want to mave again :) but the house is nice we like it. so... thats all that i can think of about me now tell me something about you!
oh yeah i just got my ears pierced and a tongue ring!!!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Here I am! What were your other 2 wishes?
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
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My Interests


•out doors

•camping

•cooking

•animals

I'd like to meet:


im not sure who i would like to meet...i guess someone i dont know. suprise me with a person anyone will do cuse i love to talk.

"You aren't going to be his first, his last, or his only... He's loved before, he will again. But if he loves you now, what else matters? He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, cause you to think twice and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He's not going to quote poetry, he's not going to be thinking about you every moment, but he will give you apart of him that he knows you could be real. Don't hurt him. Don't change him...don't expect more than he can give. Try not to over analyze. Smile when he makes you happy. Yell when he makes you mad. And miss him when he's not there."

Music:

Where was your soul born?[pics + detailed answeres]
Your soul was born in the Shadows.Your soul was born in the shadows of the moon at night. You're all mystery and enigma and your element is the Moon. No one really knows who you are, but they might think they know you. You only tell people fragments of who you are and never show your true personality. That doesn't have to mean that you're being someone you're not though. You're always yourself and you never do something just because someone else does. Some might think you're a little cold or dull, but you're just hiding your true self for some reason. Maybe only a couple of selected people have ever seen the true you. You are loyal to these people and it will take time if anyone else wants to gain your trust. You let people think that they know you and that you trust them. But sooner or later they will realize that they never really knew you. Be careful. Someday you might need someone who knows what you need. Trust people. You prefer silence and tranquillity. You're calm and collected and a nice person most of the time.
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§ A Black Rose Burial

§ Akon

§ andy dick

§ army of freshmen

§ Arsonists Get All The Girls...

§ asteria

§ avril lavigne

§ better luck next time

§ bowling for soup

§ Britney Spears

§ Buck Cherry

§ Cartel

§ cassie

§ DIRT NASTY

§ dropout year

§ eleventyseven

§ Evanescence

§ fall out boy

§ flyleaf

§ FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW

§ good charloote

§ green day

§ hellogoodbye

§ HIM

§ hinder

§ i.c.p

§ KATAKLYSM

§ Kelly

§ Kelly Clarkson

§ krezip

§ krystal meyers

§ Korn

§ Lamb of God

§ lifehouse

§ Lil Jon

§ lillix

§ Lindsay Lohan

§ Marilyn Manson

§ Maroon 5

§ mcfly

§ my chemical romance

§ natalie

§ never heard of it

§ panic at the disco

§ pappa roach

§ pepper

§ peppermint creeps

§ Rascal Flatts

§ shaggy

§ simple plan

§ Slipknot

§ Suicide Silence

§ Psychostick

§ summoning

§ the broken hearts academy

§ the classic crime

§ the fray

§ The pussycat dolls

§ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

§ three days grace

§ Through the Eyes of the Dead

§ tila tequila

§ Usher

§ Weird Al Yankovic

§ Young Joc

Movies:


°¤°aceventuro

°¤°american pie

°¤°cellular

°¤°clueless

°¤°dumb and dumber

°¤°greese

°¤°ferris buellers day off

°¤°forest gump

°¤°harry potter

°¤°jackass

°¤°the girl next door

°¤°little black book

°¤°Not Another Teen Movie

°¤°Pulp Fiction

°¤°Scary Movie

°¤°Sweet home Alabama

°¤°10 thing i hate about you

°¤°waterworld

°¤°what a girl wants

°¤°what women want

°¤°white chicks

°¤°40 year old virgin

°¤°Zorro

Television:


? bolling points

? exposed

? mind of mencia

? music videos

? next

? pimp my ride

? south park

? that 70s show

? the colbert report

? the real world

? what i like about you

? whose line is it anyway

? wildfire

My Blog

my first tattoo

ok well today i got my first tattoo. its a baby dragon. it took a little over an hour to do. it hurt like a bitch! but i didnt cry. wanted to but didnt. i got it on my lower back. the colors of the fl...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

light me on fire...then leave

ok im going to get my tat sometime this month. its only going to be 3to5 inchs but thats big to me. lol. and its in color...color hurts worse!!! i just got back from work....the new girl quit!!!!! YES...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

sweetness of a..... DICK!!

to not know something can be good, but then what you dont know can hurt you. like family. i think the ones you love can hurt you the most. i dont know what the point of this blog is i just feel like w...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

gaaa!!! funny

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Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

hey

hey guys some of you might wonder why i don't get on anymore....i moved!! its a nice little house(2 bed 1 bath) and i live there with two other people, my brother and boomer. we had a crappy computer ...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

i was wrong!!!!

i have never been soooo happy to be wrong!!!! i have two people that care and im not going anywhere!!! yes!!! yes!!! yes!!! right now im drinking a pepsi because i have a bad taste in my mouth....boom...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

fuck it

fuck the blog below this one. i wrote it last night....i blame it on the drugs. i was to stupid to notice that not even my brother cared.
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

no clue

sometimes i just want to run away....from life, from love, from hate i guess just life all together. and when i think about going i wonder if anyone would really miss me. i know one person that would....
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

right now

right now im kinda mad at my mom....i talked to her and all she could do was tell me how unhappy she was with me and i didnt do anything. all i did was get a job. most mothers would me like im soo hap...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST

ok

ok i tryed to put up a slid show of me and my brother but it didnt work  wich really sucks because everyone is wanting pics of me      i wish some people would just get a clue...
Posted by guys can be such dung monkeys on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST