Mike

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't superficial, stuck on themselves, religious, or retarded, (no offense to the handy-capable out there). I enjoy intelectual conversation, and stimulating rhetoric, and for christ's sake someone with a sense of humour, (preferrably someone with a twisted, sick, perverted sense of humour). I like people who oppose the Politically Correct, and defy convention. Generally I am not a very judgemental person, but if I am crossed, I have a poison tounge....I like people who share that quality.

Music:

Porcupine Tree, Mutiny, F5, In Flames, At The Gates, Hipocrisy, Into Eternity, Killswitch Engage, Cradle of Filth, Scar Symmetry, Omnium Gatherum, Mors Principium Est., Dragonforce, Dimmu Borgir, Mob Rules, Beyond the Embrace, Megadeth(old), Shadow Gallery, Dream Theater, Sonata Arctica, Death, Necrophogist, Mr. Bungle, Leather Strip, KMFDM, INXS, Deicide, Acid Bath, Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Ayreon, Arch Enemy, Crematory, Suffocation, Queensryche, Bolt Thrower, Amon Amarth, Shadow's Fall, Sentenced, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Bach, Vivaldi, Nicolo Paganini, Lamb of God, Stan Getz, Dave Brubeck, The Haunted, Amorphis, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Magnitude 9, Control Machete, Necro, Black Eyed Peas, Sisters of Mercy, London After Midnight, GWAR, Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Dio, Rainbow, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Witchery, As I Lay Dying, Pure Hatred, Aquilonia, Destroy The World, Wu-Tang Clan, Oingo Boingo, Bathory, Emperor, Dissection, Dismember, Konvulsion, Nevermore, Scar Symmetry, Omnium Gatherum, Mors Principium Est., Coldseed, Dragonforce, Mnemic, Industry, Chris De Burg, Trivium, Soilwork, Cryptic Slaughter, Eucharist, NOFX, Opeth, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Sepultura(old), Faith No More, Crystal Method, Marylin Manson, Slipknot, Mastodon, Zonata, Relenter, Flotsam & Jetsam, Exodous, The Misfits, Motive, and Emenagogue(fuck the non-believers), and many, many more...

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Movies:

Batman Begins, X-Men 1 & 2, Se7en, American Psycho, Sante Sangre, Cemetary Man, Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Dawn of the Dead (Both), Day of the Dead, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal: the Musical The Ring, The Grudge, Dark City, Blade Runner, Zombi, Strange Brew, Gladiator, Conan the Barbarian, Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sin City, Halloween 3, Land of the Dead, Cannibal Holocaust, Devil's Rejects,Cannibal: the Musical, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Willow, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nekromantic, Revenge of the Living Dead 2, PCU, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, City of Lost Children, Delicattessen, Evil Dead 2, Last House on the Left, The Thing(John Carpenter), Alien, Aliens, Burning Moon....etc.center
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Television:

The Shield, CSI, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Angel, Lost, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Family Guy, Boondocks, Stroker and Hoop, Mythbusters, South Park, Fastlane, Cowboy Bebop, Wolf Rain, Law and Order: SVU, Deadwood, Fastlane, Carnivale, Robot Chicken, The Venture Brothers, Noir, Evangellion, Vampire Princess Miyu, Angel, ROME, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, and I despise reality Television.

Books:

Anything by the following authors....Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Thomas Harris, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, Dean R. Koontz, Anton Lavey, Michael Baigent & Richard Leigh, Ann Rice, Chuck Palanahiuk, and the Devil...Traci Hickman, or Margeret Weiss.Take the quiz:
Are You Fit For Satan?

Yes
You are fit for Satan! Good for you. You've escaped the lies of Christianity and other white-light religions. You're not a victim of that crap...you're your own person, and you know the truth!

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Heroes:

Anton Lavey, Aliester Crowley, Hunter S. Thompson, Salvador Dali, The Marquis De Sade, and Mozart, because they defied covention, and all pre-ordained thoughts of right and wrong.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert Perner
Birthday: September 24, 1978
Birthplace: Prescott, Az
Current Location: Prescott Valley, Az
Eye Color: Hazel...or black, depending on if I'm being evil.
Hair Color: Brown..or 'on fire' color when I try to light smokes with an acetaline torch.
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what knife I'm using...heh, heh
Your Heritage: Mostly Germanic, with a splash of serial killer thrown in for good measure
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Jack Daniels, great wine, Heavy Metal, Mass Murder
Your Fears: Getting caught...heh, heh.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple, & extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Destroying reality Telivision, and conquering the world with a cheese-grater.....I'm kinda aiming high, I know.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck IM's.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus, I hope they haven't found the bodies yet...
Your Best Physical Feature: Certainly not my Liver!
Your Bedtime: In the small hours of the night.
Your Most Missed Memory: My most MISSED memory...what kind of fucking question is that?!! It makes no goddamned sense at all; if I MISSED the memory, that would imply I had NO FUCKING RECOLLECTION OF IT! But, I digress.
Pepsi or Coke: Goat blood, with a splash of soda.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jesus Burger, man martyrdom never tasted better on a bun!
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the calliber of gun I bring.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: This can't be a serious question......
Chocolate or Vanilla: 'Severed Head' flavor
Cappuccino or Coffee: That shit is for pussies, I smoke crack.
Do you Smoke: What the fuck do you think?
Do you Swear: I am a total angel in regards to my usage of the king's English, and find it utterly reprehensible when others defile it's sumtuous verbage for such vile causes.
Do you Sing: Yes, but I prefer screaming.
Do you Shower Daily: Do YOU?!!
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, although I'm a psycho in print, I'm a sucker in real life.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Only if she agrees on Halloween as the date....oh, wait, I AM getting married on Halloween, bitches!
Do you belive in yourself: Less than I should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when the room is spinning, and I'm watching a foreign film.
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I'm covered in blood, naked with a clown mask on.....over your daughter.
Are you a Health Freak: You probably figured that one out by now.
Do you get along with your Parents: I actually love my parents...but I hate yours for not aborting you when they had the chance.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do Muslims like beheadings?
Do you play an Instrument: I like to think I do.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every day that ends in a 'Y'
In the past month have you Smoked: Only slow roasted children with degenerative deseases.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Actually, no. This is the only question I kinda feel guilty for answering honestly.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Many, but all with the 'Bonnie' to my Clide', Julia. Man do we have fun.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately, many times.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuck Oreos, give me red meat, or give me death.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Konichiwa, bitches! Of course, with some kick ass Sake!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only to perforate Avril Lavigne's head with a nail gun.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the hot tub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your soul.
Ever been Drunk: Jesus, you make that call...'hiccup'
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, but they still find little pieces of him every once and a while....heeheeeheee.
Ever Shoplifted: A LOOOONG time ago.
How do you want to Die: Taking as many people with me as I possibly can.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up, sheesh!
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, or Germany.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: LOOOOONG
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: 10 lbs over suggested weight for her height
Best Clothing Style: Demonic, dark, and Evil.
Number of Drugs I have taken: At least 10 different kinds...
Number of CDs I own: Over 3000
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none.....yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I always regret hurting my loved ones, but never hurting those who tresspass against me. Those of you who have will taste my bitter vengeance when the proper time arrives.
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