AIM SCREEN NAME : Dr Vaisman Psyd.I live by my own motto " It is innate to create " . I strive to do so much in my life that when I stop to think about it, I don't know how I will get it all done. I wrote a comedy screenplay because I am just so damn funny, I cant help myself. Entitled " Cash me if you can " its a comedy about working at a bank and all the craziness that goes on there. Look for it in theatres when my script finally gets sold in the summer of 2065. I play basketball and yes I am the greatest!!! You know how girls go crazy on the dance floor and totally lose themseleves in the moment? Well Thats what the basketball floor is like for me. I have an amazing three point shot and just like I did in all 3 years of high school, I will ball you up and make you my bitch when I cross you over. Kobe aint got shit on Zoey. I've been writing music for as long as I can remember and thanks to my mom's piano teaching skills, I have written over 150 songs on the piano . If you're lucky enough, I may sing to you and even write a song about you. I've been known to do that for many in the past...and yes I write for girls only. I know there are a lot of gay men out there who are very disappointed ....sorry!!!!!t about that. Ive been in school and have gotten so many degrees that I figured why not go to law school and get a law degree while your at it. How hard could it be? Let me just say this, it's not what you think. If you can read 300 pages a day, everyday, then you WILL FAIL!!! What a mistake law school was. You know how the saying goes, " Jewish parents want nothing more than for their child to be either a doctor or a lawyer" Well I tried one, time to try the other. My Phd program for Clinical Psychology starts Next Year so lets pray I don't mess this one up too. You're almost there, keep reading.... I love three things; I love watching movies, I love to make people laugh, and I love to make people laugh. I am a big goof ball and if you ask anyone who knows me, they will tell you that Im a self proclaimed comedian. I have been known to do impressions of famous people and if you're nice, I may do a few of my dozen impressions for you. In a nutshell I have a lot on my plate right now. Hopefully when I sell my screenplay, sell my songs, find a cool girl, quit my stupid bank job, and become a doctor at age 70, I can finally say.....Im done. Until then, it is innate to create
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: zohar vaisman
Birthday: aug 15
Birthplace: haifa israel
Current Location: hell
Eye Color: blue sometimes green
Height: 5'11 sometimes 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: when masterbating its left, it feels like its someone else
Your Heritage: jewish russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: kobe zoom
Your Weakness: girls that laugh at my bullshit
Your Fears: working at a bank forever
Your Perfect Pizza: thick crust with jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into a phd psych program, sell my comedy screenplay, get a public administration job, make 10k in one game of poker
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bye
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to find a real job
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass and my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i finish writing another song
Your Most Missed Memory: my old apt 111 and friends at 301
Pepsi or Coke: ofcourse pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king for the fries
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether, mountain dew biatch
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i hate cofee
Do you Smoke: no but i like girls that do.
Do you Swear: only around my boss
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: whats showering?
Have you Been in Love: many times.
Do you want to go to College: already went
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i have sex with fat girls
Do you think you are Attractive:&..39;
Are you a Health Freak: no, im the exact opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: when they give me money
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when i see other people in them
Do you play an Instrument: piano flute violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: past month? try past year...no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat that shit for breakfast daily
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont like sushi, unless my girlfriend likes it then i love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: all the worlds a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no i always do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a girl's heart.
Ever been Drunk: only at work
Ever been called a Tease: only at work
Ever been Beaten up: only at work
Ever Shoplifted: only at work
How do you want to Die: only at work
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a singer/songwriter/doctor/screenwriter
What country would you most like to Visit: israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, black, bown, green and hazel. i dont like it when they are white, that generally means that they're blind
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, red , brown, or black. i dont like bald girls.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: between 4'5 and 4'6
Weight: between 100 and 300 pounds. 301 is too much
Best Clothing Style: no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of Piercings: 3. one in each ear and the belly button
Number of things in my Past I Regret: going to law school and working with my current employer
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