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LeadPipe

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About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz here Well, my name is Marc, I'm 34, going bald a little bit, but not as much as Guardo yet, thank God. I am a Psychiatric Technician, which means I am licensed to give crazy people shots of Haldol in the butt. I am too much METAL(LICA) for anyone to handle, also a big fan of punk and any goofy music..."Are we not men? We are DEVO!". I enjoy baseball, all PS2 sports games, good movies, and wasting endless hours on the internet. I'm a good guy, but a little odd I guess. I have OCD (my friend Derek, RIP 3/3/00, once told me as I repeatedly checked the door of our apartment to see if it was locked, "Marc, you are a paranoid freak and you need medication!") Gotta love that guy, and he was right, I take meds for OCD now, lol.My dreams of being a Major League Baseball Player and a lead guitarist died with my youth, so now I just take care of crazy people, which has made me crazy myself. I figured I can't beat 'em (there are laws against that), so I might as well join 'em. Anyhow, peace out y'all!

My Interests

Baseball, Football, Golf, Music (including making people go def with my unbelievable Karaoke), Movies, Internet, .. Gaming, Fantasy Sports, Any New Technology

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Metallica, The Nice Tries, Disturbed, Rancid, OZZY, Motorhead, Dio, Manowar, The White Stripes, Eminem, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Britney Spears, Devo, B-52's, The Pixies, ManOwaR, Nirvana, NWA, System of A Down, Soundgarden, Motley Crue Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, Misfits, Blondie, Fity Cent, Dr. Dre, Run-DMC, Stevie Wonder, Godsmack, Alice In Chains, Korn, The Business, Sublime, Lil John, Ludicris, Nelly, Def Leppard, Garth Brooks, Dwight Yoakum, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden....damn, what a fucked up list, lol.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, It's a Wonderful Life, Silence of the Lambs, American Beauty, Bring It On, Mean Girls, Star Wars, Stepmom (don't ask me why), Goodfellas, Dodgeball, Minority Report

Television:

Don't watch much, except for tons of sports. The two shows I watch regularly are Desperate Housewives, and Boston Legal.

Books:

Books are for dummies. Here's a survey instead...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marc
Birthday: April 3, 1972
Birthplace: Stockton, CA
Current Location: Stockton, CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6-03
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White/Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Germs
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with tons of olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keep my triglycerides below 300
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it, I don't want to get up.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 11 PM
Your Most Missed Memory: My friend Derek
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McRIB baby!!!
Single or Group Dates: Wow, never done the group thing.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes, too much.
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Hell ya, the Karaoke King.
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and been burned.
Do you want to go to College: Just to pick up on chicks, sure.
Do you want to get Married: Doubt I ever will get married.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes - Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just the prescribed ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Got stood up for one recently, lol.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Too many times.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Short.
Height: 5-8 and below.
Weight: 100 and below, I want to see your ribs, fatty!
Best Clothing Style: Hooker.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Besides booze, two.
Number of CDs I own: About 200.
Number of Piercings: 3, ears.
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 334908234509380950954
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Heroes:

DEREK IS GOD!

My Blog

Its a boy!

Now introducing Aiden Marc Santos (for now anyhow :-).  Though things have been a little slippery for me personally, today I got to see pictures of my son for the first time, and I am excited as ...
Posted by LeadPipe on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST

I need some help with credit stuff

Hi all. over the past several years my credit card debt has put me in quite a hole. with a child coming on the way, I am going to have to reset some things, and am probably going to have to do credit ...
Posted by LeadPipe on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST

HUGE UPDATE!!!!!

Well, here is the big announcement: I"M GONNA BE A FATHER!! Yes, that is right.  There will soon be a little leadpipe running around, sometime likely in August. It turns out that Aimee and I had ...
Posted by LeadPipe on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST

I was once one of The Unthinking Majority

Well, I haven't blogged in a while, and I'm never too original when I do, so again I'm going to just post some lyrics to a great new song.  Although I'm mad at Serj Tankian, as he is the one that...
Posted by LeadPipe on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:09:00 PST

Elephant Bones by That Handsome Devil

Well, you know I love to cite song lyrics in blogs, whether they are serious about the way I feel, or just something silly.  At any rate, I discovered this song as one of the "bonus" songs on Gui...
Posted by LeadPipe on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

FADE TO BLACK

I often forget the beauty of this song, not just the lyrics, but the accoustic guitar work in the beginning.  Often sums up how I and many others feel... FADE TO BLACK (J. Hetfield, L. Ulrich) Li...
Posted by LeadPipe on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:41:00 PST

A Karaoke parody in the works

The girl who this is for knows who she is.  Anyhow, I plan to sing this at Bogey's in this form when it's done.  This is what I have so far.... Sung in the style of Date Rape by Sublime Let ...
Posted by LeadPipe on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

Infinite Dreams

I've got no new news to post any blogs, but those of you that know me know I'm a Metalli-Dork still stuck in the 80's.  I loved this song in high school, so enjoy some idiotic clarevoyant Iron Ma...
Posted by LeadPipe on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:57:00 PST

On the fucking pity pot

Well, here I sit again, on the damn pity pot of life.  For the past seven or eight years my life has been ruled by this fucking Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) crap.  I play it off very ...
Posted by LeadPipe on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

Boober and Trixie

Well, after about a month of each of my beloved kitties being sick, they both seem to be out of the woods now.  They are both eating and drinking well.  Boober is fully recovered.  Trix...
Posted by LeadPipe on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST