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Heinz

About Me

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My Interests

-Coffee Addict, Photography, Gold's, Cycling (still pining over selling the Ninja for my house downpayment)

I'd like to meet:

How to waste an hour of your life on myspace:
You Are 76% Cynical
You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself. How Cynical Are You?
Your results:
You are Batman Batman 70% James Bond 55% Count Chocula 50% Ren Hoek 50% Steve McQueen 50% Austin Powers 50% Evel Kenevel 45% The Monarch 45% Willy Wonka 45% Wolverine 35% Dr.Frankenstein 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are Y
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
You Are 64% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen! How Gross Are You?
You are 87% Aries
How Aries Are You?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
55% Austin
55% Washington, DC
50% Chicago
50% San Francisco
45% Denver Which American Cities Best Fit You?
Your Penis Name Is...
The Bald Avenger Penis Name Generator (I cheated to get that name, yes its that important to me)
You Are 44% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 84% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Movies:

Some Like it Hot (Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis), Labyrinth, Vampire Hunter D, Shawshank Redemption, Last if the Mohicans , Young Frankenstein, Hotel Rwanda, Captain Kidd (1940s??), Snatch, Zoolander, Donnie Darko, Cannibal the Musical, some Kim Ku-duk movies.

Television:

Venture Brothers, South Park, Futurama, If I had cable

Books:

Prometheus Rising, Slaughter House Five, A Clockwork Orange, E.A. Poe., R. Dahl, Fight Club, Anatomy textbooks, Neil Gaimen, Dracula (B Stoker's, Ann Rice is garbage), Tolkien . Right now I'm trying to read Nietzsche without becoming a total dick.

Heroes:

the lone man who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square

My Blog

Zarathustra?!

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definiti...
Posted by Heinz on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Coffee Habit

Spiders On DrugsScientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: w...
Posted by Heinz on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

History of "Jesus H Christ". See Also: "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ"

Jesus H. Christ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article discusses the phrase "Jesus H. Christ". For information about the historic and r...
Posted by Heinz on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

Ninja 636 For Sale

Yes, the time has come to sell the death rocket. Moving into the middle of Austin is a major factor. It takes a hour to find the twisties. Also, I won't mind the money. A local buyer is likely, but wh...
Posted by Heinz on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST