-Coffee Addict, Photography, Gold's, Cycling (still pining over selling the Ninja for my house downpayment)
How to waste an hour of your life on myspace:
You Are 76% Cynical
You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep them to yourself.
How Cynical Are You?
Your results:
You are Batman
Batman
70%
James Bond
55%
Count Chocula
50%
Ren Hoek
50%
Steve McQueen
50%
Austin Powers
50%
Evel Kenevel
45%
The Monarch
45%
Willy Wonka
45%
Wolverine
35%
Dr.Frankenstein
30%
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.
What Personality Disorder Are Y
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.
What's Your Love Style?
You Are 64% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!
How Gross Are You?
You are 87% Aries
How Aries Are You?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
55% Austin
55% Washington, DC
50% Chicago
50% San Francisco
45% Denver
Which American Cities Best Fit You?
Your Penis Name Is...
The Bald Avenger
Penis Name Generator (I cheated to get that name, yes its that important to me)
You Are 44% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.
Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 84% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement.
How Brutally Honest Are You?
Some Like it Hot (Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis), Labyrinth, Vampire Hunter D, Shawshank Redemption, Last if the Mohicans , Young Frankenstein, Hotel Rwanda, Captain Kidd (1940s??), Snatch, Zoolander, Donnie Darko, Cannibal the Musical, some Kim Ku-duk movies.
Venture Brothers, South Park, Futurama, If I had cable
Prometheus Rising, Slaughter House Five, A Clockwork Orange, E.A. Poe., R. Dahl, Fight Club, Anatomy textbooks, Neil Gaimen, Dracula (B Stoker's, Ann Rice is garbage), Tolkien . Right now I'm trying to read Nietzsche without becoming a total dick.
the lone man who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square