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Linda

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About Me

I have loved too many men and can't help it. Don't judge me, just add your name to the list. I laugh too loud in public. I give dirty looks to strangers. I'm an unsafe driver. I smoke a half a pack a day. I drink beer on Tuesdays. I drink water on Wednesdays. I love my friends. I miss the ones that have left. I love late nights with the guys. I like waking up with someone who makes you feel pretty. I like kisses and small PDAs. I like the attention some guys give me but want their motivation to be more than just sex. I love watching tv with someone who laughs at the same things I do. I like being the only girl. I love piercings and tattoos and i wish i had more. I am addicted to sex and peach snapple. I like sleeping on the subway. I feel bad for the homeless but don't do anything for them. I know how to clean a bathroom. I love laughing at pornography. I hate it when promises are made and then never even brought up again. I love to shop until I don't have enough money for the gas to get home. I hate it when guys don't tell you what they really want. I hate it when your the only one drunk at the party. I hate it when you wake up and you don't know where your underwear went. I hate it when people stop talking to you for no reason. I hate it when you run out of shampoo in the shower. I hate it when the televisions on during sex. I hate you, if you don't think Im the coolest person in the world. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

beer. jenna jameson before she got too skinny. 80's music. big earings. driving. breakup songs. britney spears. prismacolor markers. late nights. zaytoons. respect. smoking hookahs. party girl celebritys. thai food. guns n roses. guitars. bright nail polish. cigarettes. ripped jeans. johnny depp. hugging. singing. E!. orange. thrift stores. the beach. VH1. elephants. sundown. dirty sneakers. my friends. sex. 93 chevy luminas. peach snapple. oatmeal cookies. clean ears. wawa late at night. movies that make you think. television that makes you laugh. guys who don't fuck around. taking risks. living my life to the fullest.

I'd like to meet:

mr. right now. also known as vince vaughn...

Music:

check my ipod...it's full of random shit. but i am from barnegat and need to have hip hop in the car with me.

Movies:

top 10: old school, wet hot american summer, talladega nights, anchorman, swingers, 40 year old virgin, shaun of the dead, wedding crashers, dodgeball, and titanic...

Television:

Will and Grace, Cops, Law and Order, Seinfeld, The Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Saved By The Bell, The Critic, The Simpsons, The Oblongs, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, E True Hollywood Stories, Sex and The City, and I Love The 80s, 70s, 80s strike back, and the 90s.

Books:

How To Make Love Like a Pornstar By Jenna Jameson

Heroes:

Cher...no wait, Sonny, no wait, Cher!

My Blog

My Beliefs

To begin with I feel that sometimes names need to be called...But my main purpose for writing is to say that I feel that the whole system of church is slightly skewed.  This is just my personal o...
Posted by Linda on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:17:00 PST

how orally pure am i?

You Are 45% Orally Pure! Your tongue sure has seen a lot of action. While it hasn't been around the world... Your tongue has been a lot of places You've got a taste for...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

which britney am i?

START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> Which Britney Spears are you?Sexy Almost Naked BritneyYou are young and you have nothing to hide. You are a free spirit who has fun dancing and being sexy. You wi...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what disease should i give my ex?

You Should Give Your Ex Crabs! Your ex didn't really hurt you, you just dislike certain things about him. Give him crabs and tiny 1/8 inch animals will live inside his pubic hair, making him it...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Saved By The Bell Character Am I?

Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

which family guy character am i?

Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY SKILLS

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 94%Kissing Skill Level - 51%Cudding Skill Level - 22%Sex Skill Level - 67%Why They L...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Golden Girl am I?

Which Golden Girl Are You?...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My 80's Theme Song

Your 80s Theme Song: Your 80s Theme Song is Rock Me Amadeus by Falco What's Your 80's Theme Song? ...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Paris am I?

You are Sex Video Paris Hilton! While a good amount of your sex life is secret, You wouldn't be surprised if a couple tapes or photos come out. Hey, it's not your fault. With a body like yours,...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST