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Cool Bands I've been in: Victus Vindicta (1990-1991), Bone Pudding (1991-1992), Backward Mask (1993-1994), Lb. (1996-2003), Cross Contamination (2003-2004), All For Nothing (2004-2006), The Stairwell Effect (2006-2006),Name Dropping: Some of the musicians/bands I'm proud to have shared a bill or jammed with include:Skankin' Pickle, NOFX, Fury 66, Rich McDermott (Good Riddance), Dave Mello (Op Ivy, Schlong), Scott Sargeant (Skinlab), G.D.Hensley (Diesel Boy), Hemlock, 40Grit ...
40 Year Old Virgin (would have been me if I hadn't met my wife!) Team America (Fuck Yeah, durka durka mohammed jihad), High Fidelity (Charlie you fuckin' bitch..let's work this out), Dead Alive (so original), Smokey & the Bandit (Burt is a god), Old School (an instant classic), Fast Times...(I still can't hear "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars and not think of Phoebe Cates!), Evil Dead II (so original), Emperor's New Groove (Kronk is the man), Wedding Singer (Steve Buscemi is a god), Up In Smoke (No comment necessary), Half-Baked (I'm David Chappelle, bitch!), Endless Summer (I can watch this anytime, anywhere), Base-ketball (Someday I'm gonna own my own sports bar), Ice Age (what? Mammoths are funny, get over it), Let There Be Rock (two words, "Angus Young", Shrek 2 (because)
I HATE TELEVISION and if it's on, I can't look away. Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" rules. Give those motherfuckers 10 minutes alone with me...
The ones with big type and lots of pictures...
The guy that eats red meat, drinks whiskey and smokes everything in sight 'til a ripe old 90-something then bites the dog because his parachute doesn't open...