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Clare

Yeeeehaw, look who put the ho in hoedown...

About Me

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

My Interests

Not being hungover, witty banter, cocktail hour, London, Bermuda, writing, Sunday papers, accessories, Paris (le 7ème), travel, trying new restaurants, contemporary art/theatre, misbehaviour, Philadelphia, current affairs, beaches (ok, Coral Beach specifically, frozen daiquiri in hand), Delta Delta Debauchery, pop culture, reading Time Out religiously every week, coffee, New York, dim sum, squash, Spitalfields market, checking defamer/gawker ten times daily, cinema, vodka with water and a splash of lime juice, text messaging, brunch - the list could go on...

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart, Larry David...do we see a pattern here?

Music:

Snow Patrol, the Kooks, Keane, Imogen Heap, the Roots, anything I can dance to (preferably on a table).

Movies:

L'Auberge Espagnole, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, anything 80s starring Molly Ringwald and/or Emilio Estevez

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Laguna Beach, My Super Sweet 16, The Hills, Miami Ink - oh and obviously Shipwrecked (RIP).

Books:

Mrs Dalloway, Down and Out in Paris and London, The Kite Runner, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Freakonomics, The God Delusion.

Heroes:

Ok, why lie - Lauren 'LC' Conrad (post-Laguna, circa Teen Vogue internship era).Ummm and Monica Lewinsky.