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bacon & the butcher.

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About Me

bacon: my name is bacon and i am pretty awesome. i like pigs ears, burping in faces and sneezing. i like to sleep. i also like to eat. i like my new city. i love having a back yard. i bark at the t.v, i bark at my reflection in everything that has a shinny surface. i hate plastic bags because pockets would chase me around the house with them. i am a great listener. i also like listening to black dahlia while riding in the station wagon. i like to chew my pigs ears then throw them up then eat it again then throw it back up. i love the sea but can't hoist the sails. my legs are short.the butcher: my name is the butcher and i am new. i will be bigger and stronger than any dog known to man. right now i like puking in the car and getting my belly rubbed while having a siesta on the couch. i've got a long tail that doesn't curl...i feel this a major advantage over my little friend.

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My Interests

bacon: getting my wrincle cleaned. eating tomatoes. getting hair in peoples food. getting hair in peoples pockets, socks, shoes and blankets. getting an over abundance of hair on everything black. snoring. snotting. touching my bum on bare skin. walking. and most of all running.the butcher: i think i might be a wee bit gay.

I'd like to meet:

the pig that made the ears.

Music:

metal. indie. solid gold.

Movies:

i hate ice age.

Heroes:

chuck norris.