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Oprah Gay Shocker

McCain is a Douche

About Me

I see myspace as my cubicle at a job called life...
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My Interests

Tivo, Independent Film, Foreign Film, Homo Film, Lezzies, Most Queers, Most Homos, Dancing at the Disco, Curt Wild, Creation, New Wave, and most importantly, my lover.

I'd like to meet:

Rosie, Dan Savage, Boy George, Yoko Ono, the Big Dog, Eddie Izzard, Christine Vachon, Leather Tuscadero, Lesbians, Lezzies, Lez be friends...

Music:

The Pubes, Girl in a Coma, Queen, Anthony and the Johnsons, Rick James, the Strokes, Patti Smith, Felix Da Housecat, FannyPack, W.I.T., Rapture, S 'Express, Duran Duran, Eagles of Death Metal, Chicks on Speed, Bronski Beat, Lou Reed, Erasure, Zoot Woman, Basement Jaxx, Sylvester, Patsy Cline, Billy Holiday, LCD Soundsystem, Depeche Mode, Avenue D, Kraftwerk, Hot Hot Heat, the Faint, Prince, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Khia, the Jacksons, Tigra and Bunny, Rufus, Pet Shop Boys, Miss Kitten, the Acrylics, the Hacker, Interpol, Cowboy Junkies, Jason Nivens, Ladytron, Charlie Parker, Lords of Acid, Bill Withers, Inner City, Audio Bullys, Scissor Sisters, Miles Davis, Goldfrapp, Jimmy Summerville, Weezer, E.L.O., Book of Love, Bikini Kill, Pixies, Mannequin, Blondie, N.E.R.D., Bjork, Gap Band, Air, Shirley Bassey, Fischerspooner, Radio 4, unkle, Grace Jones

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, Transamerica, American Beauty, Akeelah & the Bee, Happy Accidents, Angels in America, Stranger Than Fiction, New York Doll, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Wings of Desire, Wonder Boys, Sin City, Edge of Seventeen, Sleepy Hallow, Moonstruck, Mommie Dearest, Love Actually, Boondock Saints, Radio Days, Far From Heaven, Office Space, The Incredibles, I Heart Huckbees, Bedrooms and Hallways, Flirting With Disaster, Contact, Before Night Falls, Queer As Folk (Brit Version), Down With Love, Moulin Rouge, Best In Show, Sixth Sense, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, This Boys Life, Female Trouble, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Human Nature, Donnie Darko, Get on the Bus, Polyester, Hairspray, Bringing Up Baby, Manhattan Murder Mysteries, Serial Mom, Grand Hotel, Remains of the Day, Mother, Pink Flamingos, Running on Empty, Hairspray, Jade Scorpion, Count of Monte Cristo, Raising Arizona, Ed Wood, My Beautiful Laundrette, Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet, Chutney Popcorn, Rushmore, Run Lola Run, Star Wars, Dead Man Walking, Cry-Baby, Nightmare Before Christmas, L.I.E., Like Water for Chocolate, Sleepy Hallow, Raising Victor Vargas, Bamboozled, Dogma, Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Chungking Express, Eat Drink Man Woman, Some Like it Hot, Amelie, Pride and Prejudice, Beautiful Thing, Sum of Us, Ma Vi En Rose, Tillsammans (Together), the Color Purple, Antonia's Line

Television:

Medium, 30 Rock, Ugly Betty, Daily Show, Noah's Ark, This Week with George Stephanopoulis, NewNowNext, Dog Whisperer, Oprah, New Battlestar Galactica, Coming Out Stories, the Law and Orders, Nip/Tuck, MarthaSo so many shows on Food Network, HGTV and DIY Channels like Good Eats and Creative Juice

Books:

Self Made Man, Harry Potter Books, Zoot Suit Riots, Spike Mike Slackers & Dykes, An Intimate Memoir of Freddy Mercury, Vatos, House of Spirits, the Commitment, the Kid, One Hundred Years of Solitude

Heroes:

Dolores Huerta, Cesar Chavez, Oprah, Rosie O'DonnellIn film: Christine Vachon, Spike Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez

My Blog

Jesus Holy Shit-Goddang Myspace Top

Geez louise. I don't know who I love more! I fucken love you all, ok! I don't know in what order to put people in my top. Fuckafuckafucka. I'm a big flacid penischnitzle because I don't know where to ...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:08:00 PST

In a near Coma

We're here in the shop watching the clock like we're at a day job. Pretty funny. I'm so freakin' tired from our impromptu jaunt to Tucson to see Girl in a Coma but I'm not crying. It was worth it. It ...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

Rosie's View is Done

Rosie's left the View...I'm a lot bummed, maybe a little relieved, yet in complete anticipation of what's next for Rosie O'Donnell. I've never had so much respect for a celebrity as I do Rosie. She's ...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.You...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

Is It Me?

Or does L-Wort's Shane, in shades, look like a Nemisis Rising guy? This show sucks. For the love of Got! Ok, I'll stop.
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

Any Advice Re: Birthing Puppies?

Hi All,Want a dog? Or help with these guys...We have a couple of strays hanging around our yard and one of them is pg. Her chichis are uge.Anyway, do you know what to do to help her along? I've never ...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

Semi-Impromptu Roadtrip

Family business is calling us to California but we'll be available via phone or email. Have a safe, lovely weekend my friends.Love you!Anna
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

Curlington Boat Factory & Holiday Cheer

Picture this: Giant raised black truck spinning out giant tires in front of a store.Just inside said store, a disgusted Robin says "that's ridiculous". Small fiesty macho loyalist proudly retorts "you...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Note to Self

When you're coming off a cold, I mean just barely coughing anymore, stay out of the cold!Ah life, if only it were so simple...I'm having the worst asthma bout since forever. I went to the doctor and g...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST

I'm Disgusted

You scored as The Sprightly Elfin Femme. Cute and irresistible, you inspire and foster the little kid in everyone. Also, you make the best cookies and cutest knit hats.The Sprightly Elfin Femme65%The...
Posted by Oprah Gay Shocker on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST