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Big Shooter

"Joanie loves Chachi"

About Me

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Myspace Layouts Myspace Layoutsdiv table td { visibility: visible }; div table { visibility: visible }; found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.comHey, what can I say, I'm just your average guy with an awesome girlfriend. Awesome and HOT. So if you're a girl, you can just like, leave now, 'cause I'm spoken for.Also, I like music and paintball. But not as much as my girlfriend. She is so cool and without her I would be nothing.*edit* Hi, what you have witnessed is my lovely Jenny's doing. I will edit my profile here and there but keep her lovley messages up *so she don't beat me bum*. I have a good life. I live with my soon to be wife and her two awsome kids. I've worked in a factory for the past 11 years and am damn proud of it. I play .. games and console games. I was playing CoH but now play GW since I am to poor to pay the monthly fee.
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You scored as Cpt. Spaulding! You are funny and 1/2 kind hearted but still a sadistic killer.

Captain Spaulding


65%

Baby Firefly


65%

Otis


60%

Mother Firefly


55%

Grandpa Hugo


50%

Tiny


40%

Dr. Satan


15%
Which House of 1000 Corpses Charachrer Are you?
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Your Monster Profile
Omega Strangler
You Feast On: Beer
You Lurk Around In: Sewers
You Especially Like to Torment: Your Exes What's Your Monster Name?

My Interests

I use to like playing paintball with the old crew but life has taken a turn and now they all have lives...how dare they!! I started snowboarding again last year with the oldest, his mom and his dad. Now we have a new friend to board with and I can't wait (yeah i'm talking about you Jess). I like taking out the bike with the woman and just driving until our asses get sore. The fall is the best time to do this, lots of awsome colors. I also like to get tattooed and pierced. I am preparing for my next piece which should be a big one. As for the piercings.....can't really get anymore right now since I have to take them out everyday for work. Sucks trying to stretch your shit taking them out all the time to.
Your Stripper Song Is
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"

You've got a boomin' body, and you're not afraid to show it off. What Song Should You Strip To?

I'd like to meet:

I am a peep hole person....I mean people person so I like meeting new people anytime all the time. I like to chat to complete strangers as long as they don't run away or throw things at me...actualy that goes for the people I know to. I do have favorite actors and such but really they are just as messed up as the rest of us, so talking to a guy sitting on the street corner asking for some spare change would be just as fun and exciting as talking to one of them.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Forlorn Cannibal.

Where You Lived: Italy.

How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

Anything Jenny likes.*edit*Like most people I like alot of different kinds of music. I could list them all but why don't I just change my music selection once a week for you to hear.

Movies:

Jenny's home movies. (wink wink, nudge nudge) And Conan the Barbarian.*edit* What can I say, she called it. I love many kinds of movies but when it comes to a muscle bound dumby with a huge ass blade you can't go wrong. Trainspotting, Brave Heart, Big Fish, Heavy Metal, Fight Club, The Departed, Hackers, the Hellraizer collection, The Godfather collection, Casino, Ice Pirates, Warriors, Everything by Monty Python, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings series, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, and so much more I can't think right now.
You Are 64% Evil
.. You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Television:

House, American Idol, Cable Access, and Late-Nite Skinemax. I like to compare the women to Jenny and make fun of how not hot they are compared to her.*edit* Once again she speaks the truth. Adult swim, Dirty Jobs, Sci-Fi channle, Discovery Channle, and The Learning Channle, needs to be added.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Books:

Bunnicula.*edit* That was so 1980's. My new favorite book is......shit I forgot, I can't read.

Heroes:

Jenny*edit* No comment *safer for me that way*
Your Pimp Name Is...
MC Trickz What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Lust: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek. How Sinful Are You?
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My Blog

Today you fly

Today I saw the most wonderful thing taken away.  Time to fly little one.  Time to to lead us to the something we all fear.  Time to show us that this is not just it.  We...
Posted by Big Shooter on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

Friends

Through thick and thin, we are here for you As the candle flickers out, we will stand in the dark with you With all the pain around, we will comfort you When the cold front rushes in, we will hud...
Posted by Big Shooter on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:46:00 PST

My baby's mother

My baby's mother is the greatest that can be Beautiful and chesty are the first things you'll see Shy as the new kid on their first day of school But at the end of the day is ...
Posted by Big Shooter on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

Drink em up.....

Drink em up pour em downIt's drinking time when Missy's in townShe'll message ya once she'll message twiceShe's going to make sure the drinking is niceMorning comes and theres a pounding on the floorT...
Posted by Big Shooter on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

Little seed.....

Little seed little seed come out and play To see your heart beating takes my breath away Nestled in tight preparing to sprout With a close eye I watch and can't wait till you come out S...
Posted by Big Shooter on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Cookies..

Cookies I love you, cookies I crave youMix your ingredients together and role you out.Cut your shape and greese your soon to be bed of baking.Put you in and let you sit a...
Posted by Big Shooter on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST