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Beeny 'Renaissance' Roystonâ„¢

Top Gun Idiot

About Me


I was found left in a hand-woven basket outside a synagogue near Dunn’s River Falls Jamaica then adopted and brought up by the Rabbi Royston. This man taught me all he knew of the appreciation of the female form. ‘Titties and dem backside’.
At the tender age of thirteen I headed for New York to stay with my Uncle Herc. I'd always found my identity difficult to place until, of course, the emergence of the Hip Hop scene in the 80's. My first ever dope rhymes were performed in front of my entire extended Bronx family, to a confused response.
At the age of 19 I attended 'The University of Life' in London where I did a degree in writing rhymes and drawing pretty pictures with nice typography. I'm still here in London writing street poetry and graphic designering, I mean being a graphic designerer (this bit sounded really funny in my head). You can check out more of the 'Straight To Video' experiment:
www.straighttovideo.tv
I also do graphic design under the name Real Curious click the link below for my online design porfolio:
www.realcurious.co.uk

My Interests

Booze, burgers, funk, Hip Hop, burgers and graphic design.
www.realcurious.co.uk

I'd like to meet:


Basil Brush, Rocco Siffredi and Kate Bush, but not at the same time and in the same room because that could be a bit weird...! Oh yes, and David Axel Foley-Rod, the crime busting comedian that can also compose a cracking tune, I'd definately like to meet HIM!

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Music:

More booze, burgers, funk, Hip Hop, burgers and my own street style poetry.
www.straighttovideo.tv

Movies:

Life of Brian, Star Wars, Harold & Maude, Howl's Moving Castle, American Beauty, Dumb & Dumber, Donnie Darko, Dead Man's Shoes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back to the Future, The Big Lebrowski.

Television:

Not really into anything that's on TV at the moment... Apart from Larry David's "Curb"

Books:

One day I'll feature heavily in my own book about myself, I'm just waiting for Jadell to finish writing it.

Heroes:

Animal from the Muppets, Buddy Rich, Ginger Baker, John Bonham, Basil Brush.