dave - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my friend tom has over 30 million other friends. no wonder he always forgets my birthday. he must be trying to set me up on a date becuase i keep getting emails from his female friends asking if i want to be their friend. i think one was a stripper, based on the pictures. alot of tom's friends parents must've been much more creative than mine when they named them. they are named after cities, liquors, some don't even have any vowels in their name's. one of them is named after a beer. the nurses at the hospital must've thought they were crazy. my parents came up with dave. not too inspiring, but i think i look like a dave.

My Interests

stuff. if that's too general i can be more specific.

I'd like to meet:

my neighbors. i know what kind of cars they have, when they leave for work, and how much junk mail they get. one of them can't smoke theweed in their apartment so they stand outside under my kitchen window and puff. maybe they are trying to get me mellow. one of them seems to never leave, but their car isn't always out there. one of them is definately a good cook, it smells soo good in the hallway around dinner time. one of them definately isn't, based on the smell. i know which one i want cooking lessons from. one of them has a sibling that must've partied too much the other night and was puking underneath that same window before they went in. that's gonna ruin my other neighbors buzz if it doesn't rain soon. one of them likes classic rock. i don't think the others like music. so i introduced myself to all of them, but one's always carrying grocery bags and doesn't stop to talk, one of them is paranoid, one of them is never there(or always there). i did help one of them fix their phone line, they have a hamster that escaped and ate thru the cord. i think it had the munchies. they repaid the favor by dropping off dinner, and luckily it was from the good smelling door. i'm sure there's much more to them than this. once i get a few cooking lessons i'm gonna invite them over. i'm sure they all know something about me...

Music:

i'm in one, and have been in a a few. ok, here's a link: like a fox

Movies:

i haven't been in any...yet

Television:

i have 2, but only really need the one

Books:

i wasn't very good at creative writing in school, so i don't think i'm going to write one. but maybe in my senior years i will have someone write my biography.

Heroes:

and villains