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Miss Syd

I really feel like lighting you on fire. But i'm not going to do it.

About Me

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what to say.. what to say... well first off, my name is Syd. i'm french(for all you frenchy haters out there: go suck a frog). i'm outgoing, honest (or really blunt some say). i love laughter and fun. i'm laid back and kinda out there. apparently i'm weird. people keep saying that. i'm not a girly girl. i play with snakes, lizards, bugs and frogs. i dont get grossed out easily. i wear wifebeaters, jeans and vans. ALL the time. as far as work, i have a cosmetology liscence. doing hair is fun. i love taking care of sick animals. it's my life. i work for Radical Reptiles in Stanton, CA. i have 2 dogs, 3 cats, 3 bearded dragons, 2 renkins dragons, a frilled dragon, a hypo boa, a pair of launchacatas, 1 corn snakes, a skunk gecko, 3 tokay geckos, a pixie frog, a chinese water dragon, an australian water dragon, a mail uro, a blue tegu, a red tegu, a black and white tegu, 2 fat-tail gecko, a ball python, 5 box turtles, a cayman island iguana and 3 green iguanas. I love love love reptiles. Dan is the most amazing and devoted guy i could ever find. I have a 46 year old best friend. Laura can lick my butt. I love my best friend, my marine, Jamie. Chrissy is my homegirl for life, i love that crazy bitch. Moxie, 3-103. it'll fuckin happen. Boys, you don't need to come up to me and tell me how gorgeous/hot/sexy/fine my friends are. I already know. I dont hang out with undesirable people. Might sound shallow, but you are who you hang out with. And i'll be damned if i'm gonna hang out with people who aren't hot, fun, smart and fucking hilarious. .. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

My man!! I love Daytona, and i love him. Best weekend ever. The best view there. NARBC after party Rocked!! Joee gets all the bitches!! Chrissy beat me at pool, but not at arcade games!! Do we look drunk yet? i love this girl!!! Lolo and Joee getting a lil close... Dan man-handling that camera!! My mohawk is bigger than yours... Jamie's going away party Flavs, Moose Face and Suga Tits Damn that Waiter, Getting in the Midst of our Pics!! The Future of Modeling Mike meets Mahisa, the Devil Tokay

I'd like to meet:

No guys, i have my perfect man. i would love to meet Pink, Diam, Dane Cook, and Hunter S. Thompson... if he hadn't died. My dog, Caesar, the chicken. Drowning in a sea of chihuahuas.... Leeloo thinks if she sits in the cage, she'll get veggies too.... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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Music:

i like lots of stuff. except classical and country. country reminds me of most of my exes, and classical gives me migraines. i like the black eyed peas, eminem, lil jon and the eastside boys, lil rob, aaliyah, ashanti, missy elliot, ciara, chingy, dr dre, busta rhymes, petey pablo, 504 boys, 112, ludacris, lil kim, almost any rap/hip-hop/r&b song that makes you want to dance, fuck or cry. i like from autumn to ashes, sugarcult, a prize worth killing, thrice, alkaline trio, the used, jimmy eats world, evanescence, system of a down(when not played super loud), green day, and music like that too. too many to list, not enough patience...

Movies:

i love b-rated horror movies. my favorite movie is fear and loathing in las vegas. Sweeet!.... resident evil I and II. the fifth element. underworld I and II. comedies...ron burgundy:anchorman. grandma's boy.

Television:

anything on comedy central. law and order is an obsession, not a tv show. simpsons, family guy, futurama....

Books:

Dante's Inferno, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harry Potter(anyone who makes fun of harry potter is illiterate, otherwise they'd know that those books fuckin rock).

Heroes:

Catwoman. Pink. Diam. rough and tumble independent women.

My Blog

New developments...

I just got back from Daytona.... and all i gots to say is: I'm In Love With Dan Peck!!!! ...
Posted by Miss Syd on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST

Fucking Americans

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Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST

Vanilla Mint My Ass

I have a major issue with toothpaste nowadays. I like mint toothpaste. It makes my mouth feel refreshed after a night of drinking, forgetting to brush my teeth and passing out. My beef is, w...
Posted by Miss Syd on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:04:00 PST

Meow!!

I feel like a goddamn cat in heat. crawling up the walls, rubbing up on anything remotely smelling like a man, ass in the air, catcalling for some relief. meorowmeowrowrow....
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tarantulas SUCK!!!

Worst week ever. Sick for four days, then i'm ok. Next day throwing up all night. Next morning, felt great. That afternoon, held a Salmon Pink tarantula at work. 2 hours later, end up in the E.R for a...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this feeling

i feel like i'm dying inside. i put on such a hard ass cover but at night, with no one around to distract me from myself, i feel like cutting again. i don't know how to escape this emotional pain. no ...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good men are all dead.

Whats it going to take for me to find the right guy? yes i bitch alot about the opposite sex, but it ain't that hard to make me happy. apperently no one goes to college anymore, no one gets a well-pay...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

West Coast Reptile Show Rocked!!

the victorville reptile show was fucking awesome. i got into a cockroach eating contest with my friend. 100 dollars to the person who can eat the most in a minute. i ate 28!! i kicked bryan's ass!!! v...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That's it. I'm a lesbo.

Are there no good men that actually turn me on? all the awesome guys i find don't do anything for me. I'm so frustrated. i'll be a lesbo. i swear. and whats with guys thinking that just because they h...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah

its st. patrick's day. the one night when i'm positive my friends will be drinking and i'm exhausted. sean is mean. he won't come over from arizona to snuggle with me. jerk. not like it's a long drive...
Posted by Miss Syd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST