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About Me

Nobody knows me. But I'm Tim. I am here. I am in my space. I am typing this about me with this excellent pace. Forget what you know and believe what you love, or I will give you my blessing if you follow the above. The people shall chant, in the name of Tim, that all who obey shall be in a house with him. Drinking spirits much harder than ale,may death be upon you and make your skin pale. And this may sound like it's from the bible, but its not because i don't want to get sued for libel (by who, moses?). I'd rather not go out tonight, The creatures that hate me are going to fight. Across fields and streams I give you these last, words of hypocrisy that come from my past: Give yourself time and your wounds will heal, and I hope that what you find, is something real...
Which country should you REALLY be living in?
The United Kingdom
You have pride in yourself and pride in your country. You believe that history and culture is an important factor to the future of your country, and that traditions and values should be upheld. You love your scones and tea, and reading soppy romance novels. The UK is where you should be...

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My Interests

If I could, I would breakdance. But I can't. I would HB-strut my way through life if I could. I can't say that I'm the most interesting person in the world. I bet you would think I'm kinda weird or creepy. Or slightly normal. Eww. But I do like thinking about what I'm going to do today. And I like to think I'm really good at playing the piano. Come over to my house sometime. I'll play some songs for you. And if you're really lucky, I'll call you when your cell phone is off and leave a piano song message.I also like making up stories without beginnings or endings.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother. And your father. Your sisters and brothers. Snakes that talk. And anything else that is organic and talks. Like you, reader.%D%A%D%A Music Video Codes by ..

Music:

Cat Stevens. period. oh and every rock and roller who talked shit on this guy, can eat candies for all i care. they're cool too. also, the polysics, rockin the japanese noise/electro/thrash band world. i dunno how to describe that band. its just awesome. oh and the single by the gin blossoms,

Movies:

Anything about anything.

Television:

I only use it to watch movies.

Books:

The Princess Bride by S. Morgenstern.

Heroes:

GEORGE McFLY.if you want to know why, check out a blog under the same surname.

My Blog

What?

23. 2+3=5 2-3=-1 5+(-1)=4 As of July 2, 2007, I am now 23. Right now, it's about 1:26 and I'm all alone in this house. I've had 2 cigarettes, a glass of sangria, have finished Cowboy Bebop, a...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

The Curious Question

Why is it that little guys like me, are never ever taken truly seriously? Why do i feel like i'm isolated in that feeling, of never being taken seriously? That's been quite a question that's been ru...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

The I-Pod analogy

As I was writing some delirious sounding lyrics in my composition book, I decided that I wanted to take a shower...about 10 minutes ago. As I undressed myself and took a look into the mirror, I ...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

Something I've been thinking about for 2 years.

I think today is the day when i start to get pieces of my life together. 2 years ago, i was involved in a car accident. A very bad, and mentally debilitating accident that has left me stunned a...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

Bros

Urbandictionary.com has several definitions of the word bro. My favorites and most accurate ones are as follows:The backwards hat wearing pilot of a brodozer.Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with li...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

Why?

i'm listening to billy joel because i just bought the essential billy joel, as seen on tv. i also bought imogen heap's solo album called...i don't know. but it's good. she has a beau...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

bag time

So i was at home after doing yard work, and i decided to hit the bag. i put on my halfies and went to the garage to begin my rampage. about 15 minutes into it, i was thinking, "those motherfuckers.&...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:48:00 PST

Sitting

At home. looking at shit. my finger, my right index to be exact, has been cut open. by what? by an oreo cookie box. thick cardboard papercut. i can't even type corr...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST

Preparation

I am preparing myself. i am preparing myself. i must get ready. i must change out of my pajamas. i must get something healthy to eat. i must train. i must wash my clothes. and then i mu...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:44:00 PST

Bastard son of a bitch

yeah. i just thought of a theme for another song, when i was in a truck bouncing up and down to the music of elton john. the theme is based upon the feeling of when you wish you could be that rat b...
Posted by Tim is Smashing! on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST