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I am called Eis (Pronounced "Ice") 'cuz it is part of my last name, and 'cuz I'm that damn COOL! LOL I am a detention officer and also a cartoon artist. I know...W.T.F.?!! I am also recently divorced. (Thank GOD) I am originally from Salinas, Cali, Where I spent most of my days at the Monterey beach and at Fisherman's Wharf. I am of Cherokee/Irish/filipino decent. In fact, I am related to Jack Dempsey A.K.A. The Manassa Mauler and to the person Mel Gibson played in that movie Braveheart. I love filipino food like: Lumpia and Pancet. I love CHRISTMAS!!! The sites, The smells, The tastes, And the feeling of giving something to someone else. It's almost as great as the feeling when you go to Disneyland. I am also a "Die Hard" Disney fan. Don't believe me? I share the same birthday with... Mickey Mouse!!! NOVEMBER 18th!!!What I look forward to in friends are people that cut to the chase. NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH! Tell me what you think about me! Don't ever hold back! EVER! If ever I act like an ass, by all means let me know! I'm not to proud to apologize for my actions.If there is something I did that made you laugh, or think "How Stupid!," Let me know! What you see is what you get from me. I wouldn't expect anything less from you.What I am most proud of is being a Detention Officer for Oklahoma! I was such a nerd in school. 180m pounds and a loner. Now, I'm 250 pounds, and one BAD ASS SON OF A BITCH!! LOL Nobody,..NOBODY in a millions years ever thought I would EVER be doing what I'm doing now. I've literally been to Hell and back and brought back t-shirts! I've changed and grown sooo much, You have no idea! Even if I never ever become a cartoonist, I LOVE LIFE! I would NEVER change it. If I did, I would NOT be the man I am today. I am a thousand times stronger than I ever was. Like the Elton John song goes, "I'm Still Standing." Thank you God for making me stronger, smarter, and ...wiser! It's because of that, that I'm most proud of. So, to those that didn't think I could be anything,.. Here's to you!!


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Cool SlideshowsIt is as funny as hell!!!!! The website is: www.freewebs.com/flipperwilson/ Check it out!Flipper Wilson. My creation. My alter ego. The "Eis - Man" is a just a nickname and a work thing, But Flipper is me turned all the way up.

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I love camping and fishing. There is nothing like building a campfire & staring off to the stars. It is soooo tranquil. I love the beach. It is sooo relaxing & peaceful. A great place to medatate. Especially, The sunsets! I am a hopeless romantic. I love to travel and see new things. I love more than anything going to Disneyland. Disneyland is full of sooo much positive energy. It's like almost "going home." Like visiting an old relative. No matter how old you get, Everytime you go to Disneyland, You feel 19 years younger!!..
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I'd like to meet:

Walt DisneyHe was a genius who; Despite adversity, Made all his dreams come true. He created Mickey Mouse and Disneyland. He belived in a world of magic where happiness is an everyday magical experience. I would believe that any person having known Mr. Disney would have considered it an honor and a privilage. Thank you for giving us Mickey Mouse & Disneyland!BOTTLENOSE DOLPHINS!!! I think they are happy animals that have saved humans numerous times. Before I die, I would just love to interact with one! Plus, I can do a real good impersonation of one too!

Music:

I like AC/DC, The Beach Boys, Thin Lizzy, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Kid Rock, Love Velvet Revolver, Aerosmith, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Buck Cherry, Lots of Blues Music, And of course,...DISNEY!!

Movies:

I am a huge Disney fan! Here are the movies I currently own!!I just love the Superman quadriligy. The Star Wars movies are great. Don't really care for the new one George Lucas did. I am a HUGE Chewbacca fan! I love Christmas, So my favorite Christmas movie has to be National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I also love Frosty the Snowman. I always make sure that I watch it on the holidays. Has NOTHING to do with me being "Icey." I even have a 3 foot tall Frosty figure from the old Mervyn's Christmas advertising they had one year. It is now a tradition to watch this movie on the holidays. Of Course, I like movies that are "All Things Disney!" I practically have them all. Please don't ask me to do my CHEWBACCA impersonation!

Television:

Robin Hood Daffy

Add to My Profile | More VideosI admired & watched all of theses characters 'Cuz I admired them. I admired them for their individuality. For being unlike anything seen on t.v. Because of that, They stood out. I never understood the humor of Married...With Children when I was single. Then, When I got married, It was and is the funniest damn show in the world!!

Books:

YOU NEED TO HAVE THIS BOOK! This is a book that helped me thru some tough times. It is great for those without faith & would like to get it back.

Heroes:

Kimberly!!! She came into my life like a Guardian Angel & single handedly restored my faith & got me right with GOD, In a period where I was in a deep, dark place. I can never forget or say enough thank yous for the invaluable deed she bestowed apon me. Thank you God for bringing her to me.May GOD bless her always. I love you Kimberly!!!

My Blog

I’LL BE BACK

For those that I used to work with at the Jail, Believe me when I say that this place; Mabel Bassett is in every way the very bit of paradise. In one week, I leave for six weeks. I leave to get s...
Posted by EIS on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:11:00 PST

LEAVING FOR SEVEN WEEKS

It's been a while since I did a blog. It's because if you know me, I won't blog anything unless I have something to say. This year has been the queen mother of pains in the ass. I lost my job, and alm...
Posted by EIS on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:03:00 PST

My weekend and the ghost that was there

What's up everyone! Well, This Sat. & Sun, My parents, my sister, and my nephew wyatt came down from Hanford to visit thier "Eisey" son & his new family. They spent one day, so You can imagine...
Posted by EIS on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:46:00 PST

Face above the Water

I am soo tired of struggling. Y, I have this job at the prison, but they are in every way taking there sweet ass time with it. There is soo much on my plate, I feel like the fat kid at the buffet who'...
Posted by EIS on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:18:00 PST

The LAMBO Commercial

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Posted by EIS on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:47:00 PST

MICHAEL TAKES A BIG STEP FORWARD AGAIN

The world we knew as kids has changed.,.....ALOT!! We don't live in a world where we can leave our doors open or trust and say hi to strangers anymore. My step son today was picked on my some older ki...
Posted by EIS on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:34:00 PST

EIS is back with a Vengence!

Well, Finally the pay off is here!! EIS is back and with a vengence!!!! Pretty soon, I will be working at a prison. So, For those that have prayed for me, Thank you sooooooo very much. It finally feel...
Posted by EIS on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:50:00 PST

Flipper Wilsons Bottlenose Bad Ass Movie Trailer

What's up everyone,As I talk to you today, I am currently working on a new project that will completly piss off just about everyone. It's a new version of my movie. It's called, Flipper Wilson's Bottl...
Posted by EIS on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:42:00 PST

Face above the water

What's up everyone! Time for another "EIS Cold" update. Well, All is not "Eisy" in "Eis Land." I'm working at a crappy job. I walk about 12 miles a day to wear I get soo many blisters on my feet, It l...
Posted by EIS on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:14:00 PST

What I’m up to

What's up everyone! I went out & bought a microphone recently and some voice tweaking software. I am redoing the Flipper Wilson "Movie." I will be making it into a dvd for all to enjoy and a selec...
Posted by EIS on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:01:00 PST