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The Swedish Chef

If you melt dry ice can you swim in it without getting wet?

About Me

I'm extremely down to earth. Graduated from culinary school a few years ago and now own a successful cleaning business. I listen to a lot of music and go to many a rock show. I'm a Swede... recognize!!! Anything else you wanna know, ask me.

My Interests

music, movies, going to shows, cooking, reminiscing with people I've never met(granted it takes longer), bar hopping, animals with no depth perception, witty banter, passionate people, spontanaeity, road trips

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, nobody, everybody. It really doesn't matter. I'd just like to meet some new people. If you come across my profile send me a message. We can talk about my fine heritage of meatballs, highly effective throat lozenges, yodeling, safe cars, cheap furniture outlets, and cooking puppets... one, two, three bort! bort! bort! ........or not .

Music:

Jeff Buckley, Jeremy Enigk, Queens Of The Stone Age, Silverchair, Big Wreck, Mike Patton, Blind Melon, Pavement, Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Superchunk, Eagles Of Death Metal, The Slackharmonic, Guided By Voices, Superdrag, Swervedriver, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Archers of Loaf, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, Supersuckers, Stereophonics, Elliott Smith, Emiliana Torrini, Brian Setzer, Shudder to Think, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, The Police, Mclusky, Sebadoh, The Dismemberment Plan, Cheap Trick, Danzig, MC5, The Wedding Present, Rye Coalition, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Chavez, Karate, Local H, Quicksand, The Interpreters, Hot Snakes, Helmet, Comets On Fire, Faust, Can, Neu!, The Shins, Matthew Sweet, Teenage Fanclub, The Cars, The Mars Volta, Built to Spill, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Del Shannon, Buddy Holly, Sleater-Kinney, Grandaddy, Fugazi, JBSX, Supergrass, The White Stripes, Shellac, Luna

Movies:

Better Off Dead, American HistoryX, American Beauty, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club, PCU, Trainspotting, Phantasm, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Dead Alive, Alien, Clerks, Gattaca, Rushmore, The Usual Suspects, Kids In The Hall:Brain Candy, Memento, Real Genius, Boondock Saints, Suicide Kings, Outside Providence, Ghost Dog, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead, Bubba Ho-tep, Me Myself & Irene, The Freshman, Blade Runner, Singles, Spinal Tap, the list goes on and on.

Television:

Simpson's, Kids In The Hall, Family Guy, Futurama, Discovery Channel, Real Time, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman

Books:

"Everybody Poops" or the catholic version "That's not poop! That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back Of You!"

Heroes:

FUCK HAPPY!!!

My Blog

I met "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and pissed next to Sid Haig.....

My first horror movie convention and right as I get there I go to the bathroom and Sid Haig walks into the stall next to where I'm standing. I think I can die happy now. By the way,  Roddy P...
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:31:00 PST

Chuck Norris

I don't know why I thought this was so goddamn funny..... The Amazing Chuck NorrisWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.Chuck N...
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:07:00 PST

(in singsong) My girlfriend nade me peanut butter M&M cookies.....

and you can't have none!!! Actually she made them for people at her work but I got the leftovers!!!
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Did you ever notice........

I was just watching the State of the Union. Did you ever notice that Bush doesn't speak while Cheney's drinking water..................... creepy
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taxes, taxes, taxes...........

This is the part about owning your own business that makes me want to work for someone else again...................... nah
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the crap for crap!!!

Sorry, I just had to vent...........
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which america hating minority are you?

  Put on your thinking cap... please wait while your result image loadsMake a scholarly note of your intelligence by pasting this html on your website, LiveJournal or whatever<center><b...
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shocking

So apparently I have super powers. Woohoo!!! I was in the middle of making lunch this afternoon when the cd I was listening to started skipping so I went to change the song. As I was about to push ...
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is it possible to change your ethnicity?

I just heard this morning that Sweden has the highest rate of beastiality in the world. Kinda shocking considering they have legalized prostitution. They must be putting something in all those freakin...
Posted by The Swedish Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST