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About Me

here are some facts that one must learn before making conversation AND/OR sexytime with me
*i have a girl name JOBIE and i love her, shes gorgeous and looks like TILA TEQUILA!woopwoop
*i am a MASSIVE gamer.. saying that i love games would be the understatement of the year..
*i like pizza, but NO pineapple....eYuckKKK!
*i love music. exactly 13.724% of the time at home i'll have a guitar in my hands.
*i'm a shower singer, and if you want to hear me, you're gonna have to get nakey.
*i love movies. jobie can tell ya how often i wanna go to the movies, but most the time something always screws that up haha!
*once again my love for video games is as strong as any love could ever grow.except for the love that i have for jobie...(jo wrote that)
*i LOVE thickshakes yet have not had one in years, whoever makes me one will seriously earn my love in its entirety.
*trying to figure out 'how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood' is a trick question. its impossible to solve and i found out the hard way.
*i'm not the best person to lend pens to. i usually either break them or lose them. keith found this out when his pencil tin was half empty.
*i see the glass as half full. and the other half as empty. which doesnt make sense to me. as i do not use my brain to think about things that complex.
*i like to eat yet maintain a trim figure with only a slight sign of oncoming beer belly.
*i am a HUGE tattoo enthusiast!
*i am the official inventer of Trent's alias "Womble"
*tv shows are awesome, but i hate waiting a week between episodes.
*the chewbacca defense has its own page and that makes me so HAPPY!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
*i HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE halo with a passion!
*i have a 1995 Ford Falcon, which if some of you arent sure is nicer than a ferrari.. i swear.
*right now you're on a need-to-know basis, so this is all im permitted to tell you at this present time. i thank you for your patience.

My Interests

*HARDCORE GAMING!
*jobie's kinda interesting i guess hehe, only joking... shes the best girl i have ever met + she damn sexy!

I'd like to meet:

.. .. Prince Charming

Music:

* AVENGED SEVENFOLD *
* Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & Sammy Davis Jr *
* Greenday, MCR & Fallout Boy*
* The GazettE & X Japan *

Movies:

SinCity/Hook/Saw1,2&3/Blade1,2&Trinity/Mortal Kombat and Annihilation/Street Fighter

Television:

.. .. The Sopranos
HEROES
PRISON BREAK
SOUTH PARK
A great moment in TV history...
Cochran:
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski:
Damn it!
Chef:
What?
Gerald Broflovski:
He's using the Chewbacca Defense!
Cochran:
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Books:

* I never learned how to read! *

Heroes:

jobie is my hero! shes one sexy bitch