hmmmmmm so much 2 tell!! i live such a fascinatin life..full of sex booze laughter n cock ;-)n fallin over (thats probably y people call me tumble tots n av the urge to want 2 luk after me!) lol
well...curently a student at lancaster uni studying good old physical geography, lukin 2 av much fun as possible n do as little work as i can! even tho that hasnt proved popular wi sum people.. love meetin new people and goin out n havin a laugh (spesh with my bitches aesysha n elle chavin it up in vodka revs!!! god ow many times av i fallen outa that place!!).Us students have gota live up 2 our reputation! sex booze n rock n' roll...well..dance tunes :) mmmmmm
lets c....LOVE SEX! hardcore, sweaty,dirty fuckin! haha who doesnt i supose! not sayin im a slag here...jus enjoy ' alittle' fun now and agen with sum FIT lads! ;) luv peachy asses and broad shoulders (cant resist the odd rugby player now n agen, even tho most iv been with have been dickheads :( pump pump squirt lol) nice eyes and kissable lips are a must! luks are important but cant 4get personality. as that what makes all the difference (bit of money helps 2 lol)! also i like a lad who knows how 2 dress and aint afraid of speaking his mind. gota b honest, faithful, outgoin, not tite with their money!! and motivated (not like me then! lol) bad shoes, bad teeth and skin and bad smell are a turn off :( also arrogantness, selfishness and lads who dunt open the door! god wher are they these days!?! luv bein spontanous and avin random nites out. luv meeting new people and getting a tan lol and feelin smooth skin :)
luv wearin heels, feelin sexi, ann summers! buyin new toys and body licks! tryin out new positions ;) and shakin my ass! as they say...we only liv once! oh and hate being skint :( donantions are greatly recieved :) hahaImage Effects Provided By FreeCodeSource.com
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Name: Jade
Birthday: 4th may
Birthplace: Paris
Current Location: Lancaster uni!
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: em....brown/blonde....
Height: 5ft3 awww
Right Handed or Left Handed: right!
Your Heritage: em....english? i fink...
The Shoes You Wore Today: bare footed
Your Weakness: sex!
Your Fears: bein a failure :(
Your Perfect Pizza: hmmmm av 2 say real cheesy n tomatory! wi anchoives!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my 1st year!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i reali dunt wana get up
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips haha
Your Bedtime: fuck off! me sleep...i party!
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood...innocence
Pepsi or Coke: gota b coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: mmm burger king...but rarely eat junk
Single or Group Dates: single...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: em...ice tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: ooooh ard 1...luv the smell of vanilla prefer the taste of chocolate
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: i speak propa english... ;-b
Do you Sing: lets c....i hum
Do you Shower Daily: of corse....gota wash my impurities away...im naughty
Have you Been in Love: mayb
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: wen im drunk....
Do you get Motion Sickness: wen im hungover
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yea!
Are you a Health Freak: em....sumtimes
Do you get along with your Parents:&..39;
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yea! espicaly if im fuckin wile 1s hapenin..adds 2 the mood :-b
Do you play an Instrument: i prefer 2blow sumit else
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 2much i luv it
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sex is a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no...but i do likes it
In the past month have you been on Stage: no....does a podium count tho?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope..i prefer 2 do the dumpin lolb
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: my naked body is 4 special people only
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no...
Ever been Drunk: fuck yes! off my face! im a student!
Ever been called a Tease: perhaps ;-)
Ever been Beaten up: no...evry1 luvs me
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: old happy sex fullfilled in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: lets see iv i survive 1st!
What country would you most like to Visit: thailand!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hmmm not red
Favourite Hair Color: not ginger...sorry gingers! oh...n not every otha colour in a rainbow...
Short or Long Hair: short! stylish...styled
Height: gota b taller! but not like 7 foot!
Weight: em...not 2bovad...hate em 2 skinny n no BIG beer bellies
Best Clothing Style: ooh pretty boy ;)mmmm nice titght boxers showin, low hipster jeansn nice shoes!
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmmmm 1
Number of CDs I own: i av a wide varied taste in music, but all on my ipod.21st century baby!
Number of Piercings: dunt reali like piercins on a lad...i dunt av any.
Number of Tattoos: 2 scared 2 get any! but like em on certan lads...if ther classy tattoos!
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