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Devious

Fucking Fabulous

About Me

I'm just a guy.yep a simple guy,just your normal run of the mill guy. Just a guy you would walk right by on the street and think twice...but I'm the greatest lover in the world...if you don't mind the crying afterwards? whateverlife.com? whateverlife.com This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today!

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My Interests

Cooking, deep house, tech house, garage, self pitty, football, being lied to, watching movies, clubbing being manipulated and controled, martini's, comedy, cutting myself...no wait I'm not a 13 year old girl.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Merchant,John Stamos,Andy Richter. You know all the spiritual leaders in the world.

Music:

Deep house, Garage, Tech house, Trip Hop, Acid Jazz, Ursela Rucker, Thievery Corporation, LCD Sound System, Marques Watts, Terrence Parker, Pretty much anything that isn't country

Movies:

Shaun of the dead, Air plane, any Monte Python, Pulp Fiction,Kung fu Hustle, Talk Radio, Revenge of the nerds, Police Academy 3 not 2 or 4 just 3.

Television:

The Office(the british verion)24, Law and Order, Greys Anatomy(yes a straight guy can enjoy the show)My name is Earl, Anything with Bill O'rielly or Geraldo 'cause it's so fucking funny.

Books:

Shit anything with really big pictures.

Heroes:

Anyone who has to clean up after me...I pitty you and I'm sorry.

My Blog

drunk

I fucking love house. There is nothing better...Look out Van city.
Posted by Devious on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

Life

It's time to start cutting people out that don't belong. Right now I can only think ofe 1 or 2 that'll go. I feel like right now is turning point in my life. Now I just gotta find a women.
Posted by Devious on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

Genius

Tina is a genius. Everyone should listener to her. I do...for a little while then I fall back on my own good sense and soon after I seek out her wisdom again. She's like a miniature  Dr.Phil. But...
Posted by Devious on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

Pipe dream

My dream women would probably about 5'6 and about and a little skinny thing with short blond hair. She would be just as happy sitting around in our 12th story rented condo smoking a joint listening to...
Posted by Devious on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Trouble

I'm setting my self up for a huge fall...but I gotta take a risk for once.
Posted by Devious on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST

Fuckin trashed

It's pretty self explanitory...thanks you hallstar...everyone should come to the east end bitches.
Posted by Devious on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

Puzzle

Finish this sentence...Lets go get a ruben and make dirty ruben....what? The best answer will be played during the superbowl half time special.
Posted by Devious on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

cpt kragen

Now I understand why people become alcoholics. I don't like my self either.
Posted by Devious on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:46:00 PST

Self help

I gotta start working towards a goal. That way I'll be motivated. But it's gotta be something good like world domination. Then my enemies will taste my wrath.
Posted by Devious on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

A balanced diet

Beer, nachos and a 40 of Polar ice vodka mixed with orange juice...I can't wait
Posted by Devious on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST