MR.TEN MAN A.K.A RIO

src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u64/tenman12/1190146 071.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"12 TYPES OF FEMALES12 types of females1. Ms. Gold-Digger .. Advantages a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) .. Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak. d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.3. Ms. Independent .. Advantages a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it. b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined. c. She's great for (business) conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals. e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own. b. She will eventually say forget you and get a toy. c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.4. Ms. Dyme .. Advantages a. She's top of the line. b. She stays looking like a fantasy. c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match. d. She considers herself a "model" e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks. b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry. d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.5. Ms. Tomboy .. Advantages a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages a. She'll remind you too much of your boy. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.6. Ms. Ghetto .. Advantages a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you. b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail. c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation. e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages a. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mom can't stand her. c. You get into it with her every other second. d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!. e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.7. Ms. Good Girl .. Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. d. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner Disadvantages a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie.8. Ms. Main ..Advantages a. She is the one you respect. b. She probably may know about the others but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your but .9. Ms. Psycho .. Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk you . b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.10. Ms. I have a Man. .. Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll have her man come looking for you . d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.11. Ms. Tease .. Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm. g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)12. MRS. RIGHT .. Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. everybody loves her, She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever. o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your bull#%*!. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with 1-11 that you let her goHave you ever dreamed of holding the one you love With the passion of a naked flame Have you ever felt the soft caress of a lover's fingertips And never wanted it to endWith a smile that could melt the polar caps And lips as sweet as honeyed wine Can I ever expect the wealth of your love to be mine When you have invaded my heart and soulDon’t look back in anger or disdain Don’t look back with guilt For you have done nothing wrongIt’s the simple things you say to me The simple things you do The way you make things seem so easy ...and that’s the truthYou’re the sun rising in my morning When I hold you, I’m holding the world in my hands You can’t begin to imagine just how you make me feelSo, here I sit... alone in my room Looking at the pictures of you on my space Waiting for the day you see the truth between us.