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Chris

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About Me

Fun-loving, high-spirited Chris (Usually). Most of you know me, so describing myself is rather redundant. In case you haven;t heard from me in awhile, I'm living in beautiful Garden Grove here in Southern California. I work as a salesman and all-around go-to guy for my family's Adopt-A-Hwy Company. I'm currently engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world. Life is good. Send me a message for more details.

My Interests

I hate the Giants. (San Francisco, not New York. I've got nothing against the New York Giants. Except that they're called Giants. And while that term automatically brings me into a state of biased hatred, I really can't fault the New York Giants for being stuck with a name that in my opinion is synonimus with "evil" and "crap." Not that the words "evil" and "crap" are synonimus in and of themselves, but when linked by the word "Giants," they become synonimus. Also, for the record, the singular word "Giant" does not upset me. It is simply the plural form of the word that I loath. So in my presence, one could say, "Barry Bonds in a giant ass." And I would be fine. However, saying, "The Giants are in first place in the National League West," would set me off like a fire cracker. I hope this has cleared up what it means when I say, "I hate the Giants."

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Sondheim, George Lucas, Tommy Lasorda (acheived on 9/17/05), The Barenaked Ladies, Jon Stewart, Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.

Music:

Yes: I like showtunes. No: I'm not gay. To make up for it, I'm also a big fan of Barenaked Ladies. I used to like to play the piano, but lately I've been trying to learn guitar. It's a frustrating process, but strangly soothing.

Movies:

I'm a child of the Star Wars generation. But I love movies of all kinds. I seem to retain random facts about movies that I've seen. I quote them all the time, even if it's for my own benefit. It's really fun when I randomly quote a movie, and Melissa has no idea what I'm talking about (since she hasn't seen most of the good quotable movies; including The Goonies), and she looks at me like I'm a nut. Those are good times.

Television:

Shows I love: Lost, Heroes, 24, Firefly, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Deadwood, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rome, & Drawn Together

Books:

As I said before, I'm a child of the Star Wars generation. So I've read a lot of the Star Wars novels. Melissa recently got me hooked on Harry Potter. I'm currently reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series. I like anything that's epic in scale.

Heroes:

Norbert Leo Butz. Saw him live and I just have to say, "FABULOUS!" (I know. Shut up.) Best performance I've ever seen. Bar none. Also, Peter Petrelli - That dude's the SHIT!!!!

My Blog

My News (Which is similar to Melissa's news)

So yeah. If you haven't read Melissa's blog, here's mine. I am now officilally engaged. So sorry ladies. You missed your chance with "this guy." But seriously, I'm so excited. We're planning on holdi...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

What I'm doing right now.

I'm going to Vegas Bi-atch!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chris on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:19:00 PST

World Domination Update

Okay. Let me start by saying that I am no longer an Emperor. My plans to overthrough the world starting with Myspace have been thwarted by many unforseen variables, not the least of which wa...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST

I've been inspired.

Over the last couple of months I have noticed that Myspace is slowly taking over the universe. Like the last great plague of modern civalization, it spreads from person to person. Each person tha...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST

I've Never (Chico Style)

Body: This is an "I've Never" for Chico residents past and present. I put an "X" next to things I haven't done.I've Never...( ) Been to Bear Hole(x) Been to the rope swing(x) Been to the Trussel( ) Be...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:45:00 PST

My conversation with God.

I was online chatting with God today. I have to say it was an interesting converstation. Me: God?God:  GOD rules.Me: A little pious aren't you?God:  Little as in not too much, or n...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:49:00 PST

How Sinful Am I?

Actually, this isn't nearly as bad as I had predicted. How Sinful Are You? Your Deadly Sins Gluttony: 80% Sloth: 80% Pride: 60% Greed: 40% Lust: 40% Envy: 0% Wrath: 0% Chance You'l...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:19:00 PST

The Half Blooded Prince (NO SPOILERS)

I bought the new Harry Potter book yesterday morning at about 9:00 AM and about 16 hours later I had read all 652 pages. Granted, I had the day off work, and I was a lazy bum and didn't do anything bu...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST