My First Bomb |
I left out the middle of my act and started wingin it. Proved to be a bad call. Prepare to cringe, starting at 5:10, all the way to the end.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
My Second Open Mic |
It's my second venture into the open mic arena, this time at Columbus' largest open mic venue: The Funny Bone.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:29:00 GMT |
I wish I was a little bit taller... |
I'm a 6'7" NBA swingman trapped in an overweight 5'9" cracker body. If ONLY I were 6'7", in shape and coordinated, I'd be riding the bench for the Philadelphia 76ers RIGHT NOW! I would have left Fl...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:47:00 GMT |
Muthafucka, I ain’t done yet! |
OK, so I thought I had said all there was to say regarding one James Blunt and his garbage music, but I was wrong. I am so angry at this song, "Goodbye My Lover" that I just ca...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover |
At the beginning of this year, the Muzak at work was updated. Mostly the same old shit, but a few new joints added in here and there. A couple Doors songs at night, the Foo Fighters (!) du...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:25:00 GMT |
A Love Like No Other |
It was one hell of a year. We had good times. We had bad times. We frequently disagreed. We had a lot of drinks. I fell in love. I remember the first time we met. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
My Ever Wandering Mind |
OK, so one of my buddies just sent out a bulletin that contained this excerpt: "2 TOUGH QUESTIONSQuestion 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:16:00 GMT |
My Open Mic |
This is my very first open-mic experience at the Surly Girl Saloon in Columbus, Ohio on 01/16/2008. I disregarded all of the MC's stop signs and went for 8 solid minutes. Other than flubbi...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
The Greatest Christmas Carol EVER |
Last year I came upon the finest Christmas Carol ever performed. Please allow me to sing its praises. "Santa Claus Is Back In Town" originally written by Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller (whoever ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:41:00 GMT |
Drunk Bitches |
So, apparently my freshly shorn dome, in conjunction with the enchanting dimple on my left cheek has made me completely irresistable to the opposite sex. Or so it seemed for about 25 seconds las...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT |
