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About Me

OH! JAM!
I can be the most morbid bastard you'll ever meet.
Just so you know, I don't like "normal" music.
OH. By the way, I'm going to tell you now; If you're nice to me straight off the bat, I'll be your best friend. If you're an ass straight off the bat and none of it changes.. ever, you're gonna wish you never talked to me.But aside from that, I hate seeing people in pain. If you're in absolute pain, and even if I hate your fucking guts, I'll be the guy who sits in the waiting room during the whole ordeal, just to make sure you're fine. ( provided I'm the one who gets you to the hospital)
Morpheus
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Video games, Girls, Painballing, breakdancing.... basically things that alot of people find strange or really fucked up...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people who have caused global or national change. For instance:

John F. Kennedy: I want to see why he was known to be such a benevolent president.

Osama Bin Laden: I'd want to know why?? What is it that made him unleash a jihad on America, what's in it for him?? Why does he do it??

Theodore / Franklin D. Rosevelt : What was it these men which shocked the nation and forever changed how we thought??

Malcom X : He is too far important to not meet.

MLK Jr. : His peaceful social revolution left people in a state which brought the social revolutions of the modern generation. I'd wanna know how and where he learned to compose such beautiful speeches

Jack Thomson : If I attained a terminal illness and could make a request to the make a wish foundation , I'd meet this guy, tell him he's a fuckhead, and then send him out of my room :)

Anyways, this is all I can think of for now so yeah.....This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Music:

Well... lets just say everything but country works for me.Minimalist / Junglist . Nuff' said. here's alot of the stuff Flaming Lips, Junkie XL, Ferry Corsten, Paul Van Dyk, Roni Size, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, A Tribe Called Quest, Slave, Decemberists, Men Without Hats( the safety dance), Tito Puente (mambo Gallego), Miles Davis, John Coltrain, Bob Marley, Afroman, Queen, Decemberists, Kashif, Slick Rick, N.E.R.D., The System, Saian Supa Crew, Static Revenger, Shapeshifter, Missy Elliott, So, Opeth, Pharrell, Moby, Junior Senior, Hooverphonic, H. Ueda, Gnarls Barkley, Devin Townsend, Delerium, Daft Punk, Cake, Sunloverz, Underworls Jamiroquai, Jimi Hendrix, Outkast, Sublime, Ken Ishii, Jimi Hendrix, Soul Coughing, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Squarepusher, Tiesto, Ferry Corsten, Gouryella, Mondo Grosso and alot more...

Movies:

Independence day, Harold and Kumar go to white castle... Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (funny as hell), Tron, Matrix 1, Dumbo (return to classic), Fantasia I & II, Hitch, Titan A.E., Steamboy, Akira, Ghost in a Shell... I Am Legend.

My Blog

The simplicity of dreaming of a soul encased in the restraint of the body

My grandfather is dying. I know it. But I know that I must visit him before it's time. I have things to ask him for he still has knowledge in his bones.I am applying for college now,...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

Transhumanism.

If you don't understand transhumanism, then this will give an explanation. I think that this would be a way to go into the future. If I say anymore, people are gonna react negatively t...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

Quantum Physics and Beck.

I don't know why they make such an interesting pair, but the fact that both of them fucking rule make it an awesome night to be listening to music.Quantum physics. I fucking love them. I d...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST

The Dating Manifesto Of John. (heh) (heh) (heh)

Warning This is mildly offensive to some people, and if this directly affects your persona, you should stop reading it. In fact, those who know me should probably be laughing through this.&nb...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

I've taken a turn for my career.

I want to be a man who pracices either medicine, or an EMT. Or a doctor. Why such a sudden jump from law to medicine?? Someone may ask. It's because of a revelation which just ...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

Japan Pt. 1 - 2

Japan was fucking awesome.Day 0: After flying in through an 11:45 hour flight. We arrived in Osaka the next day. That whole day was a blur for I was absurdly sleepy and slept on the bus ri...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Today

Was pretty cool. I got to go out and travel to the city and chill @ Golden gate park with my dad. Got my Tetanus shot. And then we went to an awesome Japanese restaurant called Akaji's whe...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

My life's goal.

Kay, so if I ever become the owner of a store or a specialty store, I'm gonna be able to blare my music as loud as I fucking want to and be able to enjoy to the maximum extent :)...That's MY ambition....
Posted by Hip Albatross on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

My feelings on Women.

It`s a question that has baffled women for ages. What do men consider beautiful in women? Most of us believe men only see looks as beautiful simply because the media believes it is true. They show us ...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

The Holidays.

Hey guys, 2006 has been a rough year for many. So I wish to say that I hope everyone, from the people in the far east, to the people here at home, suffering from the cruel fortunes of fate, a ve...
Posted by Hip Albatross on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST