When it's time to party..
raves i've been to:
2007:
iSpin; modesto, ca
get lucky; oakland, ca
hot funkin' night; hayward, ca
woodstock; san francisco, ca
channelz3; sacramento, ca
a new generation; san jose, ca
hard attack; san francisco, ca
love fest after party 2007; san francisco, ca
house of horror; manteca, ca
no place like home 2; san francisco, ca
be thankful 2; san francisco, ca
trippendicular 4; san francisco, ca
2008:
off the wall; oakland, ca
duffman 3; oakland, ca
etd.LOVE; san francisco, ca
bayshifters; oakland, ca
black & white ball; alameda, ca
etd.POP; san francisco, ca
bayshifters 060608; oakland, ca
technologic; san francisco, ca
christmas in july; san bernadino, ca
love fest LA; los angeles, ca
love fest after party 2008; san francisco, ca
army of hardcore/robotech; los angeles, ca
etd.FRIGHT; richmond, ca
unify; richmond, ca
2009:
the 5th annual connected; los angeles, ca
etd.LOVE; san francisco, ca
felix the cat 3; los angeles, ca
mardi gras thank you party; san bernadino, ca
ohana; pomona, ca
a place to the side; san luis obispo, ca
Tony: I played Everquest, played with my kids, and went to bed. That's usually how my nights go.
Me: Well I went out on the corner and sold myself for sex.
Tony: I do that sometimes, too.
Me: What's your rate? I'm usually $35.
Tony: Please. AT LEAST $45 for me.
Me: Well then, you're expensive.
Tony: I've got skills, I tell you.
Me: OH GOD.
Tony: MY GOD THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE LAST THING YOU WANTED TO HEAR.
Me: *bangs head on counter.*
Tony: Oh, this is what I miss.. The weirdness like this. You organizing the red locks, the conversations we had.
Me: Oh, the conversations we had.
Tony: My God, we shouldn't of had those conversations at work.
Me: Well, at least I'm easy to talk to.
Tony: Yeah, you're one of the guys.
Jason: I don't need anymore coffee, I think I have enough coke in my system.
Me: ..acola?
Jason: Yes, those days are over.
Me: OMG. JASON IN THE 80S HAHAHAHA. DID YOU GO TO RAVES?
Jason: That is WAY in the past.
Me: TELL ME ABOUT THE RAVES.
Jason: THIS DISCUSSION GOES NO FURTHER.
Jason: We had an increase almost every day last week. You're awesome.
Me: What? I'm awesome?
Jason: Yup.
Me: SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. PLEASE.
Jason: No. Because if I say it one more time you're head is going to be bigger than baby Stewie's [from Family Guy] and you won't be able to fit through the door.
Me: You're such a jerk.
Kenneth: I went camping out in the forest!
Me: BUT THERE'S BUGS N SHIT IN THE OUTDOORS.
Kenneth: Yes! I saw various kinds of animal poop while I was out there! I'm also living proof that 'squitos love Mexicans!
Me: MAKE ME DEM BURRITOS.
Kenneth: o_O
Kenneth: Oh my god.
Me: Yes?
Kenneth: You are nothing what I expected you to be. I expected you to be a short blond high-pitch voiced ditzy teenie bopper.
Me: Oh dear. I'm pretty weird though. Yeah, I'm weird.