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Ned Dick Oates

I will shit in your oats

About Me

The name is Ned Dick Oates. I am happily married to my wife, Joyce Oates. We have one child, Veronica and she is my passion. We like to hunt even though i accidently shot Joyce in the face with a 12 gauge, but i made it all better by rubbing her tits. /a

My Interests

Hunting, young children,playing in my hardcore band, and goign to klan meetings

I'd like to meet:

Young little children

Music:

Hardcore bitch

Movies:

Pooty Tang, Its a Wonderful life, and bad back door bitches number 2

Heroes:

Joyce Carol Oates, and the KKK