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Thanks for visiting the Dayton Dodgeball Team website, we have our sponser well our lame duck sponser up right now but we are ready for any tournament that anybody wants us to play in. We hope to make it to the big show in Las Vegas someday quite soon, until then we'll rule the Dayton Area with an iron fist. Contact me if you want to know more.THERE IS PLENTY OF SEATING AND PLENTY OF BEERS COME OUT AND WATCH US WHOOP SOME ASS!!!!!THIS IS THE OFFICAL CENTERVILLE DODGEBALL TEAM LINEUP:TRENT MCCLURE (TURBO) CAPTINWHAT TRENT LACKS IN ATHLETIC ABILITY HE MAKES UP FOR IN LEADERSHIP AND COMMITMENT. HE IS THE CAPTIN OF THE TEAM AND EXPECTS NOTHING LESS THAN A WIN EVERY NIGHT ON THE COURT. HE GIVES 110% AND HE ASKS FOR THE SAME IN RETURNSTRENGTHS: LEADERSHIP,SHIFTY,STILL HAS A STRONG ARM EVEN FOR A VETERAN, ABILITY TO FIRE HIS TEAM UPa href="http://imageshack.us"JEFF BURKE: (NITRO) ASSISTANT CAPTINATHLETIC, STRONG, SMART, JEFF REPRESENTS THE VERY HEART OF A COMPETETIOR. ALONG WITH HIS CAPTIN JEFF HAS MOLDED THE TEAM AND HAS SEEN THEM GROW FROM DAY ONESTRENGTHS: ATHLETIC ABILITY, GOOD DODGE SKILLS, PRECISION NOT POWER WILL CARRY JEFF THROUGH THE SEASONDAVID BOWLING: (SABRE)DAVID HAS HAD AN EXCELLENT SEASON IN THE MINOR'S LAST YEAR, ACQUIRED OFF WAIVERS DAVID HOPES TO HELP HIS TEAM IN ANYWAY HE CAN. NOT VERY STRONG BUT EXTREMELY AGILE HIS SMALL STATURE WILL CARRY HIM THROUGH GAMES. LETS SEE IF HE CAN STEP IT UP IN THE MAJOR'S THIS YEAR ANAYLISTS DONT GIVE HIM A CHANCE BUT CAPTIN MCCLURE AND ASSISTANT CAPTIN JEFF BURKE FEEL BOWLING MAY BE THE BREAKOUT PLAYER OF THE YEAR!STRENGTHS: SKINNY WHICH MEANS MOBILE, EXCELLENT STAT BOY, HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE WHICH IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS!!!
Bobby Taylor: (TOWER)After CDA made some roster moves early in the season Bobby has come on to help the speed aspect of our team. CDA decided to release Justin Willis late last week after contract disputes were not resolved quoting from the front office of CDA "I feel Bobby will bring a different angle to this team, an angle we need to get out of our slump. When you start loosing games you have to shake things up and thats what we did." Bobby will bring a bang to the lineup that will be felt throughout the league " We made a great move i feel and hopefully it will pay off" (CDA front office)strengths: quick, smart, powerful, not afraid of anything!GORDON (VIPER):
WHILE NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT GORDON THE CDA SCOUTS REPORTED HIGHER THAN USUAL NUMBERS ON THIS ATHLETE. BRINGING A SOLID FOUNDATION TO THE TEAM GORDON IS CALM YET HE IS A FIERCE COMPETETIOR. NOT TAKING TAKING THE GAME TO SERIOUSLY IS ONLY ONE OF THE TRICKS UP HIS SLEVESTRENGTHS: CALM UNDER PRESSURE, GOOD SHIFTER, CONSISTANTTIM CAMBELL (ICE)TIM IS A STORY THAT I THINK WE ALL KNOW TOO WELL. COMING FROM A DISADVANTAGED HOME IN THE INNER CITY OF DAYTON TIM WAS ABLE TO STAY IN SCHOOL AND PLAY VARSITY DODGEBALL ALL THROUGHOUT HIS FOUR YEARS. TIM WAS SCOUTED STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL INTO THE PROS, HE HAS MAJOR SHOES TO FILL, TIM WILL BE ONLY THE SECOND PERSON IN LEAGUE HISTORY TO BE DRAFTED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.STRENGTHS: GOOD HAIR (WELL CRAZY HAIR) ONCE AGAIN HE IS SHIFTY AND HIS SPEED IS ALMOST UNMATCHED. HE WILL DISTRACT YOU WITH HIS HAIR WHILE HE PUMMELS YOU WITH THE BALL!!!!RORY MENARD (GEMINI)THOUGH OFF THE COURT DISTRACTIONS (CLAIMS OF AN OUT OF WEDLOCK CHILD REPORTED BY CNN) HAS SLOWED RORY'S PROGRESS DOWN HE WILL STILL BE A VALUABLE ASSET TO THE TEAM. ONLY SIGNED TO THE PRACTICE SQUAD AT FIRST RORY HAS CLAWED HIS WAY INTO A BACKUP ROLE PLAYING EVERY OTHER MONDAY. LETS HOPE HIS OFF THE COURT DISTRACTIONS WILL NOT KEEP HIM FROM PERFORMING ON GAME DAY....STRENGTHS: LOYAL, WILL TAKE A BALL FOR ANYONE, SHIFTY, ATHLETIC, GETS FIRED UP EASILY.CHRIS WALDRON (TANK)CHRIS HAS THE ABILITY TO TAKE YOU DOWN WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING AS SEEN IN THIS PHOTO. CHRIS IS A RARE SHIT TALKER BUT WHEN HIS MOUTH WRITES CHECKS, HIS DODGEBALL WILL CASH. HE HAS AN ABSOLUTE ROCKET ARM, LOOK FOR CHRIS TO HAVE THE MOST KILLS THIS SEASON. HE HOLDS THE RECORD THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND THIS YEAR SHOULD BE NO DIFFERENT. THE HALL OF FAME IS ALL BUT A LOCKSTRENGTHS: ROCKET ARM. STRONG, WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THE PAIN WHEN THE BALL BLASTS YOU!!!!Josh Thomas:New this year to the DAyton Dodgeball Team (Pabst Blue Ribbon) Josh just returned home from a tour of duty in the Iraqi dodgeball League, his skills at dodging should come as no suprise, its life and death in the Iraqi dodgeball league literally,Strengths: Cannon arm good trash talkerAndy (Sully,Grimice,Jew boy)After a long career in the Jewish league of Dayton Andy has decided to come to the DDT (dayton dodgeball team) Though he tested positive for steriods a few years ago Andy says " Well that was a long time ago and I have moved on with my life and my dodgeball career, hopefully i can show the league that im back and finally clean." You show em Andy we'll be rooting for ya budStrengths: Cannon arm, well hes jewish i guess that satisfies our diversity clause right?
