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t.e.b

Aqui vive una Puertorriquena de Corazon

About Me

current member and presiding president of the 'better than you' crew... overwhelmingly sarcastic (see above) painfully aware...from the dirty south and living in the northwest. full of migraine fun and bad knees. always tired and always having to do homework. i tend not to get hungry until it is too late and then my blood sugar drops and i am a full on asshole. it's never quiet anymore. vegan and wishing everyone was. existential as fuck and driving me insane. missing the ocean and wanting to be in it. wishing i could surf better than i can. hoping that i can change the rules and insist that PhD comes with an accompanying GPA...or else what is it all worth? i've recently discovered that i am a math geek and having strong arms is essential to any fight. there is necessary violence in revolution.

My Interests

vegan.

I'd like to meet:

the person that created the first knee high sock...GENIUS!and watch this...Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill

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Music:

let's not waste your time...just know I have great taste in music...and if Blake Schwarzenbach is involved in any way...I will love it. whatever happened to project kate? remember them? I miss them.

Movies:

Dave: Buon giorno, papa! Dad: I'm not "papa." I'm your god-damned father.*name that movie*

Books:

my bible
damn...my daughter's name is Esme...doesn't that say it all?

Heroes:

Esme...even when she is cranky

My Blog

fuck it.

I think my dog needs to find herself a new home.
Posted by t.e.b on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

Amendment to new rule

As it was brought to my attention that my previous blog regarding the fashion rules for those that identify with being male could be considered 'sexist' because I made no mention of the rule for women...
Posted by t.e.b on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

New rule...

I have a new rule for those of the male persuasion...and maybe this is not a new phenomenon. It may be that I am only becoming acutely aware of its disturbing existence recently. However contemporary ...
Posted by t.e.b on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

Hell yeah!!!

I got an 81% on the math midterm I thought I would completely fail. For those of you that know me for the math geek that I am...I worked my ass off for that B. I cried my eyes out and taught myself ca...
Posted by t.e.b on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

why putting my ipod on shuffle makes me smile

"What's the furthest place from here? It hasn't been my day for a couple years.What's a couple more?And if I go, don't forgetthe one good thing I almost did.I learned your name without words.I used my...
Posted by t.e.b on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

the dog that jumped out of the window to get to the...

I don't know...she just keeps escaping out of my window like houdini...the "I love you puppy face" may turn into the "you have a new home" face...Okay I could never do that but it's soooo tempting. I ...
Posted by t.e.b on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

"Now I aint sayin she a gold digger...

But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz"I witnessed a hit and run crash in the middle of the night on fridayif anyone happens to know a person driving a: silver nissan truck(or) license plate 202 CHA ...
Posted by t.e.b on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

beautiful

"doesn't matter what you say cause your ways are all so fucking lame"
Posted by t.e.b on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

if it's here when we get back it's ours

Well, I think I finally thought of how to act every time youcome around. I think I'm finally sick of faking it.But I hate you all and that's for free and that'swhat makes it easy for me. Well, it took...
Posted by t.e.b on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

a better explanantion of my job

I realize now after posting the previous blog, I should explain more. You see, working at the center means I deal with those (mostly women) in crisis...sometimes daily. We hold some very intense feeli...
Posted by t.e.b on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST