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Lola Gold

The skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower.

About Me

I'm big.....but not too scary. I think extremely ugly animals are cute. I've been told that I interrupt sometimes........a lot. I like asking for bites of other people's food, even if I'm not all that hungry. I will like you until you give me a reason not to...so don't piss me off! I will marry the first person that makes me laugh so hard that I shoot something out my nose. I wish I could be a roller girl. I play bass in Mora Tau.....we all live together, so we pretty much get to rock out all the time....couldn't get any better, really. I also just recently opened up my own business, The Gypsy Rose Spa & Boutique located at 1418 E. Burnside. I am a kick ass massage therapist....and I can really kick your ass if needed!..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
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My Interests

Playing bass in Mora Tau, reading the "I saw You" section of the Mercury, playing Dominos, getting the fuck out of town, photography, bowling (highest score 217!), singing in my car, happy hour at fancy restaurants, pissing off short people by standing right up front at rock shows, punch-dancing, break-dance fighting,warding off the "George Castanza" types that always try to hit on me, cuttin' a rug, bellydancing, yoga, watching cheap movies at theatres that serve beer, riding my clunkey ass bike around town, going to the river, sittin' on the porch, learning how to play new instruments, avoiding dramatic situations, avoiding close talkers, avoiding fast food, yearning to own a lizzard someday...or a monkey, having really weird dreams or writing catchy jingles in my sleep, getting really excited about new ideas, following through with my ideas ..........and making weird noises.

I'd like to meet:

A CHUPA-CABRA..........and a snake on a plane.

Music:

Mora Tau,Dead Moon,Dead Boys,Dirtbombs, Fu Man-Chu, Melvins, Lords of the New Church, The Bones, Turbonegro, Stooges, Lime Spiders, Neko Case, Firewater, Tom Waits, Nick Cave,Hanoi Rocks,Peaches,Black Halos, Dogs D'amour, The Damned, New York Dolls, (early) Free, The Real Kids, Hollywood Brats, Rolling Stones, Motorhead, Inepsy, Guns N Roses,The Devil Makes Three, T-Rex, Rose Tattoo, MC5, Diamond Dogs,David Bowie, Faces, Radio Birdman, Thin Lizzy, J-Geils Band, Alice Cooper, Heartbreakers, The Greenhornes, Outkast, The Germs, The Saints, Wipers, The Business, Toilet Boys, Muddy Waters,Backyard Babies,The Vibrators, Faster Pussycat,Wire, Ruth Brown, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Cop Shoot Cop, etc.,....any old jazz or blues, 80's dance party music, classical, funkadelic, spanish hard-core rap or metal, retarded kids singing .........just about anything, except new country and techno.

Movies:

Snakes on a Plane,Basket Case I/II but not three!!, Three Amigos, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, The Leprochaun (Back in da Hood), Spinal Tap, Anything Will Ferral...... ehh, there's plenty more really, but these are just a few that i love!!

Television:

My TV is broken.....and I'm ok with that.

Books:

Currently reading......

Heroes:

Duane & Belile

My Blog

working so much.....

One would think that owning, running and working at their own business would be enough. Apparently not for me!  I just worked all day at the shop and am now  working a 13 hour shift at the y...
Posted by Lola Gold on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:02:00 PST

Ants on a cracker...........

Best- Bad movie ever........ha ha!!  Bree and I just watched Snakes on a Plane tonight at the Bagdhad!  It made me laugh....then cry-laugh.....then I gagged once when all this shit started s...
Posted by Lola Gold on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST